azhdrake: Guess who just ordered a whittling knife? azhdrake: Gonna. azhdrake: Carve hatkirby: whater u gonna carve 👀 azhdrake: I don't have a specific project I've just lusted after the idea of being able to carve wood since I was ten and it occurred to me that this is something I can absolutely make happen hatkirby: lusted hatkirby: is a word azhdrake: Gonna make a bunch of little sculptures. azhdrake: objyeckkks hatkirby: lustily i dipped my oars into the silent lake, and as i rose upon the stroke, my boat went heaving through the water like a swan hatkirby: [what i think every time i see the word lust] azhdrake: jao;jiweofjoe;fjw;
hatkirby: caught necrozma with a quick ball bc im a fuckin boss toothpastecanyon: AWW YEAH tinylittlegremlin: 🎉 hatkirby: i'm gonna use it in the elite four bc i'm a little bitch hatkirby: i'm a fuckin boss AND a little bitch yes we exist
azhdrake: I am....... sleepy azhdrake: SleeBee azhdrake: 😪 okay i was gonna do a thing but now I'm distracted by how terrible this "sleepy"emoji is azhdrake: *sheds single tear* I'm just so tired.... So tragic avespecora: 😴 azhdrake: Yeah that one's fine azhdrake: But avespecora: how does the sleeby tear lead to this 😔 avespecora: Crying before sleep avespecora: the usual azhdrake: As you do avespecora: 🤫 🥱 😪 😴 hatkirby: god im so sad that all of my friends get to run around at the mall and through rocks throw store windows but my mom says i have to go to bed at 8:30 and i'd just sneak out but i'm so hecking tired 😪 avespecora: elfksdhdkhgkhjdfkfdj toothpastecanyon: hgjfdlhj tinylittlegremlin: Lmao
azhdrake: When I was at the U I was working for the Queer Student Cultural Center at the college and that was great. Loved everyone there. roguechlnchllla: Yeah, I might end up getting a part time job on campus at some point anyways. I just don’t need to, which is really great. hatkirby: hell yeah workin with the big gays! swbookworm: tbf one of the jobs was. very involved and actually technically full time once everything that went into it was factored in, but i did genuinely enjoy that one and it was *very* good for me in terms of social development (if that's the right term) so swbookworm: queer student cultural center sounds like a rly good place to work azhdrake: it was! Absolutely the best part of the University experience hatkirby: the job i did that was the most fun was backstage work for student productions, like it was a very time and energy consuming thing but i loved it a lot, like setting up and striking the shows, and i was often backstage during the shows as the stage manager, corralling performers and yelling about condoms swbookworm: ksdslkajdlskas thats great hatkirby: please ask me about the condoms azhdrake: Star 🤝 bees azhdrake: Yelling about condoms in their university jobs hatkirby: kjsdfhkjsdhfksd hatkirby: UR RIGHT azhdrake: I mean, I'm assuming that the condom thing is that people be fucking, but I could also see unlubricated condoms being used for various Theater Things™️ pallasvoid: god im waiting with bated breath for this condom story hatkirby: ok so it's sort of a common practice that when you're using wireless mics, you put the mic pack into a condom before you clip it on the performer so that they don't sweat onto the pack and break it, WHICH HAPPENS A LOT performers get sweaty when they're dancing around and being dramatique. and the thing is that people somehow kept breaking their condoms?? which is a really funny implication on its own. but it also meant that one time I had the unenviable job of walking to the campus convenience store and asking the clerk "hey do you have any unlubricated condoms?" and she gave me this tired, defeated look, shook her head and said, "no, baby. we don't have those." pallasvoid: dfljgaljhdfgkdjfhg swbookworm: kasjdklsfdhsds pallasvoid: :wheeze: swbookworm: that's somehow so much better than i anticipated pallasvoid: right?!?! hatkirby: :blobxd: hatkirby: theatre is fun pallasvoid: it is! pallasvoid: i miss it azhdrake: Theater IS fun!
hatkirby: TOOTH!!!! hatkirby: I am eating my three Egg Thursday toothpastecanyon: STAR toothpastecanyon: Omg!! toothpastecanyon: But it’s Monday silly! hatkirby: 🤔 hatkirby: Ah yes but someday it won't be! hatkirby: Checkmate atheists toothpastecanyon: It’s Thursday somewhere hatkirby: Ass eaten by occam's razor toothpastecanyon: Hrthhgjghgjgfjg hatkirby: "Eating ass" is really really funny to me bc like imagine the idea of just biting off someone's butt. But then I remember that it is a sex thing ncsjgs pallasvoid: ksjhdflkjahglajkhgr toothpastecanyon: Damn they took all the fun expressions hatkirby: 😔 azhdrake: "Gonna be eating ass tonight!" I say as I put my ham in the oven hatkirby: KGSTKDKHSLY toothpastecanyon: Hrqhffvergrg hatkirby: I am making noises hatkirby: Wait is that a sex thing too I thought that meant farting toothpastecanyon: Pfffft toothpastecanyon: No only SEX PEOPLE are allowed to make noise the rest of us must be SILENT hatkirby: No lol I meant the ham in the oven azhdrake: What? toothpastecanyon: oh I misunderstood fkfkfkfkfkfj azhdrake: Since when is "ham in the oven" mean anything other then cooking a ham? hatkirby: we are all a clueless mess toothpastecanyon: Hehehe azhdrake: Yeah I googled it and it's just recipies. hatkirby: ok i looked it up on urban dictionary and "ham in the oven" does mean farting pallasvoid: kjahsdkgjhadfg azhdrake: I stand corrected toothpastecanyon: ‘Hey thanks for coming to dinner I have a ham in the oven’ ‘GROSS’ hatkirby: "thank you for attending my soiree. if you'll take a look at the menu you will see that we are going to be eating ass tonight" toothpastecanyon: Omg hatkirby: dipper walks into the room and immediately walks out
toothpastecanyon: Guys I love the hall of fame posts they’re all incomprehensible roguechlnchllla: Sadly, the nfsw hall of fame is not up to the same impossible standard. tinylittlegremlin: Probs bc we never use it hatkirby: Damb now when we welcome ppl to the tau 18+ chat we really do just have to explain to them why we have an entire channel devoted to godmod saying omega cumslut
hatkirby: Happy C-ta Sunday! cymrin: happy c-ta sunday! celebrate by doing morally questionable things today ickyickyicky: \ o / hatkirby: I'm watching gaslight at beppo and I am thinking of Him cymrin: gfjfsfkfd ickyickyicky: LMFAO cymrin: I can’t remember, have you seen it before? <- this is not a gaslight joke, I just can’t remember hatkirby: Lsysks hatkirby: I have not ickyickyicky: Do we have plans to hang out tomorrow btw? ickyickyicky: Omg gaslight is really good hatkirby: Yeah I've been wanting to see it hatkirby: Tomorrow? ickyickyicky: For some reason I had a memory of us making plans but now I think I was just confused lol hatkirby: We made plans for today but then you cancelled ickyickyicky: Oh I meant for like all 3 of us hatkirby: Oh ickyickyicky: I remembered canceling for today ickyickyicky: Lmao sorry I just wanted to check but it sounds like no ickyickyicky: was gaslit by self into thinking I had plans hatkirby: I was gonna say this whole conversation is a minefield ickyickyicky: LMFAO cymrin: for real ickyickyicky: YEAH SORRRY cymrin: no you’re fine I think the whole conversation was really funny. we all contributed
doomsdayfairy: You go Star! doomsdayfairy: Unlock those kin memories! hatkirby: Hldhlslgskgsmg hatkirby: Oh I Will toothpastecanyon: Djdncnck hatkirby: This is the kind of thing where I go in expecting to get dipper memories but I come out with Bill memories and then I tear off my shirt in agony doomsdayfairy: pfft oh no toothpastecanyon: No the dipper memories are in the second one hatkirby: Oh phew doomsdayfairy: get both and you'll get Alcor memories hatkirby: The Transcendence happens between covid vaccine doses toothpastecanyon: Nfnfncmckc doomsdayfairy: lol revya: Initially read this as “no worries, the dipper memories are in the bill memories” n I was like :blobamused: doomsdayfairy: pfft hatkirby: no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hatkirby: :grumpy_alcor: hatkirby: theyre my kin memories and i get to decide which au theyre from!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! azhdrake: ohaeldahwlfeaw
tinylittlegremlin: [Flashback to the time i tried to mash the danny phantom vivisection trend into tau] tinylittlegremlin: It didnt elly take off... :blobcry: tinylittlegremlin: But also that attempt was a bit of a reach anyway s_ojourn: ooooh s_ojourn: as much as i complained about vivisection i dont actually hate a couple good ol vivi sections in moderation hatkirby: wat tinylittlegremlin: Moderation is deff the key word there s_ojourn: yeah tinylittlegremlin: But also dp had some really awesome art for the self-vivisection stuff s_ojourn: lol star there is some context but not enough tinylittlegremlin: I only saw like 2 pieces but both were awesome tinylittlegremlin: Skill-wise s_ojourn: oh wild im intrigued hatkirby: i feel like there's a membrane around this sentence where i understand all of the words and can almost see what they mean together but instead it just looks like lunacy, and i love you and i respect that tinylittlegremlin: Yeah had one as a phone screen for awhile actually but that was on one of my older phones and i dont remember who made it so alas.... lost 2 time and the internet...... tinylittlegremlin: It was on tumblr if u ever wanna give searching a go s_ojourn: oh boy is there a tag?? is this a thing?? tinylittlegremlin: Its ok star its smth u have 2 be there 2 see