#472Up+23/-27DownOctober 27 2011 at 03:01:25 am EDT
<transkatie> You know what's just about the second-most-awesome male first name ever? Samson. Yeah/ <transkatie> And then I will have two sons so I can name the second Samson <@Frowardd> and the first? <transkatie> and he will say "MOMMY WHY IS MY NAME SAMSON" and I will say "Babby when you came out of das vagina you had hair which was freakishly long!" <transkatie> Frowardd: The first is obviously Alex, the most awesome male first name ever <@Frowardd> for my money, I'd go with Ulysses <OptimisticCynic> Ulysses is a badass name <Sigma> #xkcd-horseporn <transkatie> Вы мама is a badass name
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You and the stranger both like homestuck. You: KARKLEYP00 You: THIS IS R0SE HUMAN You: BEING R0SE HUMAN LIKE ALWAYS You: 0F C0URSE Stranger: DO YOU THINK I'M THAT STUPID? You: i am r0se human and i l0ve y0u You: yessss i d00000 You: its amazing Stranger: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU EVEN DOING You: i am busting y0ur balls You: attaching dynamite t0 them and bl0wing them up You: where are y0ur balls n0w You: theyre g0ne You: i expl0ded them Stranger: WHAT THE FUCK You: 0h it is fun t0 be reb0rn You: i hacked int0 r0ses acc0unt! h0w pr0ud are y0u Stranger: WHY WOULD I BE PROUD? Stranger: IT'S OBVIOUS IT WAS YOU FUCKASS You: 0h wait thats right y0u have n0 balls anym0re You: y0u cann0t be pr0ud Stranger: WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING!? You: i f00led y0u and y0u kn0w it!\ Stranger: I HAVE MY FUCKING BALLS Stranger: AND YOU'RE STILL DUMB, FUCKASS You: karkat y0u make me guffaw You: this silly thing y0u are d0ing You: this leadering thing You: y0u need to get better at it Stranger: WHAT THE FUCK You: a bunch 0f us are being purp0sefully insub0rdinate Stranger: I AM YOUR FUCKING LEADER BUT WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHIN-- WHAT!? You: and hacking int0 human acc0unts You: teehee You: and were g0ing to fight jack all by 0ur little selves Stranger: YOU GUYS ARE JUST FUCKING IDIOTS! You: its g0ing t0 be a smash Stranger: YOU KNOW YOU'RE ALL SO FUCKING STUPID. You: hahahaha Stranger: YOU SHOULD LISTEN TO ME! I AM YOUR FUCKING LEADER! You: y0u led us int0 a mete0r 0h wise and great leader! You: and then gamzee started killing every0ne! Stranger: THAT WASN'T MY FAULT! You: the few 0f us that are left are sick 0f it Stranger: THAT WASN'T MY FAULT EITHER! You: have fun with y0ur expl0ded balls Stranger: WHAT!? You: were 0ut 0f here! Stranger: FINE! Stranger: I'LL JUST BE A LEADER ON MY OWN! You: y0u have fun with that Stranger: I DON'T NEED YOU FUCKERS! You: send me a human p0stcard You: telling me all ab0ut it You: because You: I TRICKED YOU YOU BASTARD You: I'M JOHN Stranger: WHAT THE FUCK You: ON ROSE'S COMPUTER You: THIS IS HILARIOUS Stranger: WHAT!? Stranger: FUCK YOU JOHN You: OH MY GOD Stranger: I-I KNEW IT WAS YOU FUCKASS! You: IF I HAD A VIEWPORT AND COULD'VE SEEN YOUR FACE Stranger: SHUT UP! Stranger: I KNEW IT WAS YOU THE WHOLE TIME! Stranger: FUCK YOU! You: I'm so happy you were here to marry your ass You: Bye KARKLES have fun with your insubordination! You have disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You and the stranger both like homestuck. You: :33 < meow meow meow! Stranger: Awww You: :33 < i come with great piles of cabbage if anyone wants some Stranger: Hi Nepeta~ You: :33 < whats going on You: :33 < i heard some loud noises outside Stranger: o.o You: :33 < and possibly karkat yelling at people but i tune that out now!!! You: :33 < h33h33 it happens so much You: :33 < *nepeta eats some of the cabbage* Stranger: *sits next to her* You: :33 < *nepeta tries to irradiate and fails* You: :33 < *nepeta starts flying and gains magical powers* You: :33 < *nepeta turns into LORD ENGLISH OH SHIT* You: KILLING EVERYONE TIME You: AFSDUGHUWEHVGYFUSHBINFOASFHBDYFTDSUOBFIODNSNFBVDSFTDSUOYFIDS You have disconnected.
User: Karkat Vantas. Cleverbot: Terezi Pyrope. User: No, ME. Cleverbot: You ally or horde? User: Karkat loves me. Cleverbot: Equius Zahak. User: Nooooooo he's not right for me. Cleverbot: No hi or hey. User: What are you talking about. Cleverbot: What are you talking about? User: My one true love, Karkat Vantas. Cleverbot: Oooh I love you dear. User: KARKAT DEAREST, IS THAT YOU? Cleverbot: Well I am pretty bored right now and I can't think of what to do. User: Now you're just screwing with me. Cleverbot: No I'm not! User: Okay, then, where do you want to go for dinner tonight? Cleverbot: I don't want to date you. User: BUT KARKLES I THOUGHT WHAT WE HAD WAS SPECIAL. Cleverbot: Well, you have a new friend now! User: Please touch my butt. Cleverbot: I don't know I have xbox live.
hatkirby: OK. I've set up the quoting system. hatkirby: SAY SOMETHING FUNNY!!!!!!! Gryphic: Um, hi, my name is Gryphic and I like to do it Gryphic: What, exactly is do it? hatkirby: That's wasn't funny Gryphic: It is when you eat apples hatkirby: I SAID FUNNY! hatkirby: *cries* hatkirby: WAAH!!!! Gryphic: I know Gryphic: My brain is on strike hatkirby: OK, that was.
hatkirby: You're banned because your signature is so funny! "I'M A GIRL!" Gryphic: Banned because "You are? I never realized that!"
Gryphic: HELLO Gryphic: I'm on mah Mac this time Salaboy123: YAY! Gryphic: is listening to Do you feel what I feel? Gryphic: Gryphic: hatkirby: HI! Gryphic: hatkirby: I love the Fourm hatkirby: ....wait... hatkirby: YOU'RE ON A MAC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hatkirby: *dies* hatkirby: *dies* hatkirby: *and dies again* hatkirby: ... hatkirby: *dies a fourth time for good measure* hatkirby: *because THREE IS PUTRID!!!!!!!*
(05:55:07 PM) Hatkirby: I just dropped my scissor (05:55:13 PM) Hatkirby: And it STABBED the keyboard (05:55:26 PM) Hatkirby: Right in between the '" key and the /? key (05:55:29 PM) Hatkirby: That was weird...... (05:55:46 PM) Pyro: that sounded cool (05:55:57 PM) Hatkirby: The scissor was just sticking out of the keyboard (05:56:00 PM) Hatkirby: Like (05:56:07 PM) Hatkirby: "HI! I'm stabbing your keyboard!" (05:56:09 PM) Hatkirby: "This is fun!" (05:56:13 PM) Pyro: haha (05:56:15 PM) Hatkirby: "'" and /? are in pain!!!!!!!" (05:56:20 PM) Hatkirby: "GIVE ME A COOKIE!' (05:56:31 PM) Hatkirby: "OR ELSE I'LL STAB THE 4$ KEY!!!!!" (05:56:39 PM) Hatkirby: Hatkirby: No, not the 4 key! (05:56:45 PM) Hatkirby: "YES! THE 4 KEY!!!!!!" (05:56:50 PM) Hatkirby: "HAHAHAHHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" (05:56:50 PM) Pyro: hahahehe (05:56:57 PM) Hatkirby: ...I'm insane, right? (05:57:04 PM) Hatkirby: Poop, my scissor is talking to me.
Gryphic: so, Hatkirby Gryphic: any last thoughts about INSPIRE? Hatkirby: I HATE IT Gryphic: Have I described all the trapezes? Gryphic: The first one Gryphic: is three in one Gryphic: One large one Gryphic: with four ropes seperating the seat into three Gryphic: and two people go on Gryphic: AT THE SAME TIME Gryphic: and you stand there Gryphic: and jump Gryphic: and tuck your feet onto the seat Gryphic: and hang on Gryphic: and then you hang UPSIDE DOWN Gryphic: and you then sit up Gryphic: and it's terrifying Gryphic: and the teacher asks if you want t stand up Gryphic: if you do Gryphic: and then the teacher may spin the trapeze slowly Gryphic: Second one Gryphic: a normal trapeze Gryphic: then Gryphic: there must be more Gryphic: but I was away for two weeks Gryphic: and then Gryphic: it's a rope Hatkirby: k, I'm back Gryphic: THE CLOUDSWING Hatkirby: said anything interesting? Gryphic: attached to the ceiling on both sides Gryphic: and then Gryphic: You have to get up Gryphic: on it Hatkirby: POST Gryphic: LOOK UP THERE Gryphic: and tell me what you thiiink? Hatkirby: Just kidding Hatkirby: I actually saw all of that Hatkirby: I didn't leave Hatkirby: That's why I never said brb Gryphic: O RLY? Gryphic: :P Gryphic: I thought you were Hatkirby: YA RLY Gryphic: So Hatkirby: LOG IN Gryphic: what you think? Gryphic: It's all true Gryphic: You'll see Hatkirby: I want to puke on Mr Kennedy Hatkirby: Then I'll clone him Hatkirby: And kill all of the clones Hatkirby: And tear him to pieces Hatkirby: AND STOMP ONTHEM! Gryphic: :P Gryphic: But Mr. Kennedy Gryphic: ain't teaching Gryphic: there's a woman Gryphic: and a man Hatkirby: He's the PE teacher though Hatkirby: It's all his idea Hatkirby: ALL HIS IDEA Gryphic: :P