#472 Up +23/-27 Down October 27 2011 at 03:01:25 am EDT
<transkatie> You know what's just about the second-most-awesome male first name ever? Samson. Yeah/
<transkatie> And then I will have two sons so I can name the second Samson
<@Frowardd> and the first?
<transkatie> and he will say "MOMMY WHY IS MY NAME SAMSON" and I will say "Babby when you came out of das vagina you had hair which was freakishly long!"
<transkatie> Frowardd: The first is obviously Alex, the most awesome male first name ever
<@Frowardd> for my money, I'd go with Ulysses
<OptimisticCynic> Ulysses is a badass name
<Sigma> #xkcd-horseporn
<transkatie> Вы мама is a badass name
#497 Up +26/-30 Down June 19 2012 at 12:00:00 am EDT
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You and the stranger both like homestuck.
You: KARKLEYP00
You: THIS IS R0SE HUMAN
You: BEING R0SE HUMAN LIKE ALWAYS
You: 0F C0URSE
Stranger: DO YOU THINK I'M THAT STUPID?
You: i am r0se human and i l0ve y0u
You: yessss i d00000
You: its amazing
Stranger: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU EVEN DOING
You: i am busting y0ur balls
You: attaching dynamite t0 them and bl0wing them up
You: where are y0ur balls n0w
You: theyre g0ne
You: i expl0ded them
Stranger: WHAT THE FUCK
You: 0h it is fun t0 be reb0rn
You: i hacked int0 r0ses acc0unt! h0w pr0ud are y0u
Stranger: WHY WOULD I BE PROUD?
Stranger: IT'S OBVIOUS IT WAS YOU FUCKASS
You: 0h wait thats right y0u have n0 balls anym0re
You: y0u cann0t be pr0ud
Stranger: WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING!?
You: i f00led y0u and y0u kn0w it!\
Stranger: I HAVE MY FUCKING BALLS
Stranger: AND YOU'RE STILL DUMB, FUCKASS
You: karkat y0u make me guffaw
You: this silly thing y0u are d0ing
You: this leadering thing
You: y0u need to get better at it
Stranger: WHAT THE FUCK
You: a bunch 0f us are being purp0sefully insub0rdinate
Stranger: I AM YOUR FUCKING LEADER BUT WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHIN-- WHAT!?
You: and hacking int0 human acc0unts
You: teehee
You: and were g0ing to fight jack all by 0ur little selves
Stranger: YOU GUYS ARE JUST FUCKING IDIOTS!
You: its g0ing t0 be a smash
Stranger: YOU KNOW YOU'RE ALL SO FUCKING STUPID.
You: hahahaha
Stranger: YOU SHOULD LISTEN TO ME! I AM YOUR FUCKING LEADER!
You: y0u led us int0 a mete0r 0h wise and great leader!
You: and then gamzee started killing every0ne!
Stranger: THAT WASN'T MY FAULT!
You: the few 0f us that are left are sick 0f it
Stranger: THAT WASN'T MY FAULT EITHER!
You: have fun with y0ur expl0ded balls
Stranger: WHAT!?
You: were 0ut 0f here!
Stranger: FINE!
Stranger: I'LL JUST BE A LEADER ON MY OWN!
You: y0u have fun with that
Stranger: I DON'T NEED YOU FUCKERS!
You: send me a human p0stcard
You: telling me all ab0ut it
You: because
You: I TRICKED YOU YOU BASTARD
You: I'M JOHN
Stranger: WHAT THE FUCK
You: ON ROSE'S COMPUTER
You: THIS IS HILARIOUS
Stranger: WHAT!?
Stranger: FUCK YOU JOHN
You: OH MY GOD
Stranger: I-I KNEW IT WAS YOU FUCKASS!
You: IF I HAD A VIEWPORT AND COULD'VE SEEN YOUR FACE
Stranger: SHUT UP!
Stranger: I KNEW IT WAS YOU THE WHOLE TIME!
Stranger: FUCK YOU!
You: I'm so happy you were here to marry your ass
You: Bye KARKLES have fun with your insubordination!
You have disconnected.
#499 Up +27/-31 Down June 19 2012 at 12:00:00 am EDT
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You and the stranger both like homestuck.
You: :33 < meow meow meow!
Stranger: Awww
You: :33 < i come with great piles of cabbage if anyone wants some
Stranger: Hi Nepeta~
You: :33 < whats going on
You: :33 < i heard some loud noises outside
Stranger: o.o
You: :33 < and possibly karkat yelling at people but i tune that out now!!!
You: :33 < h33h33 it happens so much
You: :33 < *nepeta eats some of the cabbage*
Stranger: *sits next to her*
You: :33 < *nepeta tries to irradiate and fails*
You: :33 < *nepeta starts flying and gains magical powers*
You: :33 < *nepeta turns into LORD ENGLISH OH SHIT*
You: KILLING EVERYONE TIME
You: AFSDUGHUWEHVGYFUSHBINFOASFHBDYFTDSUOBFIODNSNFBVDSFTDSUOYFIDS
You have disconnected.
#500 Up +26/-30 Down June 28 2012 at 12:00:00 am EDT
User: Karkat Vantas.
Cleverbot: Terezi Pyrope.
User: No, ME.
Cleverbot: You ally or horde?
User: Karkat loves me.
Cleverbot: Equius Zahak.
User: Nooooooo he's not right for me.
Cleverbot: No hi or hey.
User: What are you talking about.
Cleverbot: What are you talking about?
User: My one true love, Karkat Vantas.
Cleverbot: Oooh I love you dear.
User: KARKAT DEAREST, IS THAT YOU?
Cleverbot: Well I am pretty bored right now and I can't think of what to do.
User: Now you're just screwing with me.
Cleverbot: No I'm not!
User: Okay, then, where do you want to go for dinner tonight?
Cleverbot: I don't want to date you.
User: BUT KARKLES I THOUGHT WHAT WE HAD WAS SPECIAL.
Cleverbot: Well, you have a new friend now!
User: Please touch my butt.
Cleverbot: I don't know I have xbox live.
#9 Up +36/-40 Down April 25 2008 at 02:17:18 am EDT
hatkirby: OK. I've set up the quoting system.
hatkirby: SAY SOMETHING FUNNY!!!!!!!
Gryphic: Um, hi, my name is Gryphic and I like to do it
Gryphic: What, exactly is do it?
hatkirby: That's wasn't funny
Gryphic: It is when you eat apples
hatkirby: I SAID FUNNY!
hatkirby: *cries*
hatkirby: WAAH!!!!
Gryphic: I know
Gryphic: My brain is on strike
hatkirby: OK, that was.
#11 Up +25/-29 Down April 25 2008 at 02:40:43 am EDT
hatkirby: You're banned because your signature is so funny! &quot;I'M A GIRL!&quot;
Gryphic: Banned because &quot;You are? I never realized that!&quot;
#18 Up +21/-25 Down April 25 2008 at 03:02:54 am EDT
Actias: ...
Actias: but
hatkirby: BUTT WHAT?
hatkirby: ....poop
hatkirby: misspelling again
#37 Up +34/-38 Down April 25 2008 at 10:50:21 am EDT
Gryphic: HELLO
Gryphic: I'm on mah Mac this time
Salaboy123: YAY!
Gryphic: is listening to Do you feel what I feel?
Gryphic:
Gryphic:
hatkirby: HI!
Gryphic:
hatkirby: I love the Fourm
hatkirby: ....wait...
hatkirby: YOU'RE ON A MAC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hatkirby: *dies*
hatkirby: *dies*
hatkirby: *and dies again*
hatkirby: ...
hatkirby: *dies a fourth time for good measure*
hatkirby: *because THREE IS PUTRID!!!!!!!*
#70 Up +27/-31 Down April 27 2008 at 08:03:21 am EDT
(05:55:07 PM) Hatkirby: I just dropped my scissor
(05:55:13 PM) Hatkirby: And it STABBED the keyboard
(05:55:26 PM) Hatkirby: Right in between the '&quot; key and the /? key
(05:55:29 PM) Hatkirby: That was weird......
(05:55:46 PM) Pyro: that sounded cool
(05:55:57 PM) Hatkirby: The scissor was just sticking out of the keyboard
(05:56:00 PM) Hatkirby: Like
(05:56:07 PM) Hatkirby: &quot;HI! I'm stabbing your keyboard!&quot;
(05:56:09 PM) Hatkirby: &quot;This is fun!&quot;
(05:56:13 PM) Pyro: haha
(05:56:15 PM) Hatkirby: &quot;'&quot; and /? are in pain!!!!!!!&quot;
(05:56:20 PM) Hatkirby: &quot;GIVE ME A COOKIE!'
(05:56:31 PM) Hatkirby: &quot;OR ELSE I'LL STAB THE 4$ KEY!!!!!&quot;
(05:56:39 PM) Hatkirby: Hatkirby: No, not the 4 key!
(05:56:45 PM) Hatkirby: &quot;YES! THE 4 KEY!!!!!!&quot;
(05:56:50 PM) Hatkirby: &quot;HAHAHAHHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!&quot;
(05:56:50 PM) Pyro: hahahehe
(05:56:57 PM) Hatkirby: ...I'm insane, right?
(05:57:04 PM) Hatkirby: Poop, my scissor is talking to me.
#83 Up +27/-31 Down April 28 2008 at 10:50:47 am EDT
Gryphic: so, Hatkirby
Gryphic: any last thoughts about INSPIRE?
Hatkirby: I HATE IT
Gryphic: Have I described all the trapezes?
Gryphic: The first one
Gryphic: is three in one
Gryphic: One large one
Gryphic: with four ropes seperating the seat into three
Gryphic: and two people go on
Gryphic: AT THE SAME TIME
Gryphic: and you stand there
Gryphic: and jump
Gryphic: and tuck your feet onto the seat
Gryphic: and hang on
Gryphic: and then you hang UPSIDE DOWN
Gryphic: and you then sit up
Gryphic: and it's terrifying
Gryphic: and the teacher asks if you want t stand up
Gryphic: if you do
Gryphic: and then the teacher may spin the trapeze slowly
Gryphic: Second one
Gryphic: a normal trapeze
Gryphic: then
Gryphic: there must be more
Gryphic: but I was away for two weeks
Gryphic: and then
Gryphic: it's a rope
Hatkirby: k, I'm back
Gryphic: THE CLOUDSWING
Hatkirby: said anything interesting?
Gryphic: attached to the ceiling on both sides
Gryphic: and then
Gryphic: You have to get up
Gryphic: on it
Hatkirby: POST
Gryphic: LOOK UP THERE
Gryphic: and tell me what you thiiink?
Hatkirby: Just kidding
Hatkirby: I actually saw all of that
Hatkirby: I didn't leave
Hatkirby: That's why I never said brb
Gryphic: O RLY?
Gryphic: :P
Gryphic: I thought you were
Hatkirby: YA RLY
Gryphic: So
Hatkirby: LOG IN
Gryphic: what you think?
Gryphic: It's all true
Gryphic: You'll see
Hatkirby: I want to puke on Mr Kennedy
Hatkirby: Then I'll clone him
Hatkirby: And kill all of the clones
Hatkirby: And tear him to pieces
Hatkirby: AND STOMP ONTHEM!
Gryphic: :P
Gryphic: But Mr. Kennedy
Gryphic: ain't teaching
Gryphic: there's a woman
Gryphic: and a man
Hatkirby: He's the PE teacher though
Hatkirby: It's all his idea
Hatkirby: ALL HIS IDEA
Gryphic: :P