Ozzyfrog: but no one else can see the slash Ozzyfrog: so you never get slashed BleuM937: lol BleuM937: u just end up slashing urself BleuM937: masochists! * BleuM937 is surrounded by masochists! * BleuM937 is a masochist BleuM937: AARGH * BleuM937 slashed himself again!!!!! BleuM937: and again!!!! Ozzyfrog: Aghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh BleuM937: this is horrible BleuM937: /terrible BleuM937: horrible or terrible BleuM937: horrible and terrible Drifty: bacjd Drifty: *back * Drifty reads the above conversation * Drifty is slightly disturbed
(09:12:17 AM) Starla: I didn't even realize you were talking to me because I was eating b-fast :) (09:12:20 AM) Starla: BREAKfast (09:12:29 AM) Gus: haha (09:12:33 AM) Gus: how are you? (09:12:36 AM) Starla: Ohno I can't be speaking all yo-yo tight dawg (09:12:37 AM) Starla: O_O (09:12:38 AM) Starla: That was scary
#281Up+18/-22DownAugust 13 2009 at 04:48:24 am EDT
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hello Starla: OMG STRANGER DANGER!!!!!! You have disconnected.
#293Up+14/-18DownOctober 19 2009 at 03:38:23 pm EDT
Hatkirby: Okay, we need to fill out this sheet. Hatkirby: How much does he pay for his house? Student: Nothing! Hatkirby: He's a hobo?
#294Up+13/-17DownOctober 21 2009 at 12:01:50 am EDT
Penny: Can I borrow the dictionary? Hatkirby: Okay. Aha! Caught you now! Penny: ...okay, here it is. Hatkirby: Oh, lol, I thought it was Winnie The Pooh. Penny: Yeah, me too. Hatkirby: *sung to the Winnie The Pooh tune* Winnie The Pooh! It contains words! ....interesting words....
(06:55:49 PM) Tamasys: DO YOU LIKE THE LION KING????????? (06:55:54 PM) Starla: I DUNNO MAYBE (06:56:04 PM) Tamasys: O_O (06:56:08 PM) Tamasys: WHAT????? (06:56:17 PM) Tamasys: HOW CAN YOU NOT KNOW????? (06:56:24 PM) Starla: I DUNNO (06:56:29 PM) Starla: I HAVEN'T SEEN IT IN YEARS (06:56:36 PM) Tamasys: O_O (06:56:54 PM) Tamasys: **pushes Starla out the window** (06:57:04 PM) Starla: OH MY GOD (06:57:08 PM) ***Starla screams of pain (06:57:29 PM) Starla: THE DEATHING HAS PAIN LIKE MANY LIONS OF CANTELOPE (06:57:46 PM) Starla: http://joanharvest.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/screaming-2.jpg (06:57:52 PM) ***Jonathan Sala fixes everything by singing Circle of Life (06:57:57 PM) Jonathan Sala: And Hakuna Matata (06:58:11 PM) Jonathan Sala: Lololololololol
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Omg You: I accidentally a cheese block! Stranger: oyg? You: WHAT DO I DO Stranger: the whole cheese block/ Stranger: ? You: YES, THE WHOLE CHEESE BLOCK Stranger: the fuck? Stranger: how the shit did you manage that? You: I don't know! I can't explain it! Stranger: you're bullshitting me right? You: No, I really wish I were You: I really do Stranger: O_o You: What do I do‽‽‽‽ Stranger: That's messed up Stranger: I have no idea You: Oh god You: I always knew I should take those pills to prevent sleep walking Stranger: maybe you should see some philosophist? You: Yes, yes, of course Stranger: know any? Stranger: make sure the bastard's trained You: I'm friends with Freud, is that right? Stranger: oh yeah, he should be able to help You: WILL HE KNOW HOW TO HANDLE THIS!?!? Stranger: or just rape you Stranger: 50/50 chance You: But of course Stranger: up to you You: It's a chance I will have to take You: Actually, Freud upped his scales--it's about 49/51 now, but whatever Stranger: better get there quick You: yes, i will do that now You: THANK YOU STRANGER!!!! Stranger: Could cause some serious damage if you leave it too long Stranger: You're welcome You: I must go, now Stranger: HUrry You: OKAY You have disconnected.
(09:46:11 AM) Tamasys: Hmm... Idk if I told you (09:46:15 AM) Tamasys: I probably did (09:46:27 AM) Tamasys: About the school production (09:47:23 AM) Starla: ? (09:47:27 AM) Starla: The one that you are the lead in? (09:47:38 AM) Starla: DID YOU STEAL SOME PILLOWS?!?! (09:47:39 AM) Tamasys: Yeah :) (09:47:42 AM) Tamasys: Lol (09:47:45 AM) Starla: I KNEW IT!!!! (09:47:51 AM) Tamasys: It's really intimidating... (09:47:59 AM) Starla: Well, just put them back then! (09:48:14 AM) Tamasys: I haven't done proper solo singing before (09:48:28 AM) Starla: Um, you're not going on a date with it, it's just a pillow (09:48:36 AM) Tamasys: Plus there are lots of styles I haven't sung before... (09:48:41 AM) Tamasys: Lol, quiet you (09:48:44 AM) Starla: :P (09:48:51 AM) Starla: Always here to annoy :) (09:48:58 AM) Tamasys: :P
(08:54:50 PM) Drifty: Yay things (08:56:15 PM) Starla: Yay (08:56:18 PM) Starla: So (08:56:25 PM) Starla: I was just forced to watch a horrible reality show (08:56:29 PM) Starla: And now I need to sue them (08:57:01 PM) Drifty: What show (08:57:15 PM) Starla: Something like "Betheney's Getting Married?" (08:57:22 PM) Starla: AND SHE'S ALREADY MARRIED (08:57:51 PM) Drifty: lolwhut\ (08:58:23 PM) Starla: And they're like "OMG MY WATER BROKE WHILE I WAS SLEEPING LOL C-SECTION AND LOL DRUGS MY HUBBY IS TOTALLY ASLEEP" (08:58:34 PM) Drifty: lolwhut (08:58:37 PM) Starla: THEY WERE (08:58:40 PM) Starla: IT HAPPENED (08:58:41 PM) Starla: TWICE (08:59:16 PM) Starla: And then they were like "IM READY TO HAVE MY BABBY--The baby was born on some date and we were happy yeah" (09:00:29 PM) Drifty: wtf (09:01:50 PM) Starla: "The poop will wash off as soon as I pee on you!" (09:02:25 PM) Drifty: um what (09:02:35 PM) Starla: You don't want to know
