eka_caesium: Can you push a mysterious crystal into the anti-mass spectrometer azhdrake: Um. Hey I have just enough memories of my science degree to have a question or two about that sentence toothpastecanyon: We are asking the questions here!! eka_caesium: XD eka_caesium: That's literally what it's called in the game eka_caesium: But yeah like Tooth said don't ask questions!!!!!!! eka_caesium: Nothing bad will happen!!! azhdrake: Ignoring the "anti" part of this mass spectrometer, how large is this sample you're analyzing here? toothpastecanyon: Absolutely ginormous azhdrake: Yeah I don't think that's going to ionize well? toothpastecanyon: Why do we want it to unionize? eka_caesium: Ummm I'd say it was about cat sized hatkirby: two grams eka_caesium: https://combineoverwiki.net/images/0/0c/C1a0e_beam03.jpg azhdrake: Because an injury to one is an injury to all! eka_caesium: bottom right corner toothpastecanyon: It’s somewhere in between these answers eka_caesium: Uh huh azhdrake: That's... an unconventional looking spectrometer. hatkirby: i think that's a balls exploder hatkirby: i remember it from 2013 azhdrake: I'm not sure how you're planning on getting good analysis with the sampler open to the air like that toothpastecanyon: the end of balls.com... eka_caesium: Yeah also they used it for exploding balls eka_caesium: Recreationally azhdrake: The gas composition within the spectrometer does need to be pretty carefully controlled... toothpastecanyon: eh I think you can wing it azhdrake: And to *recreationally* explode balls in company equipment is a gross misuse of resources azhdrake: Do you have any idea how expensive it is to explode balls with an anti-mass spectrometer? toothpastecanyon: it's about 2 dollars I think eka_caesium: Boss makes a dollar I make a dime that's why I explode balls on company time hatkirby: bees we get it, you read the entire 400 page osha regulations about balls azhdrake: See this is why we need to unionize it eka_caesium: Hmmmmm eka_caesium: Seems like that might get in the way of causing a resonance cascade eka_caesium: Gordon probably wouldn't be allowed to stand right next to the anti-mass spectrometer anymore toothpastecanyon: 😔 azhdrake: Also I feel the need to point out that the OSHA regulation about balls would not be concerned with misused resources and how much you're costing your employer it would only care about if the balls being exploded belonged to a worker.
tinylittlegremlin: and so the cluntdown begins tinylittlegremlin: ...countdown hatkirby: and so the CUNTDOWN BEGINS !!!!!!!! yassss!! tinylittlegremlin: aw fuck i thought you were asleep this countdownis gonna be shorter than i thouhgt hatkirby: me when i scheduled my bottom surgery hatkirby: oh? tinylittlegremlin: ndsjkfnkasnfjdklsahfjkdlsafs swbookworm: ohsDLKAJSHDFJ
tinylittlegremlin: Uuurgh why do i feel so awful... eka_caesium: It's a mystery tinylittlegremlin: Hrm... hey! tinylittlegremlin: Wait!! tinylittlegremlin: My sketchbooks!!! tinylittlegremlin: Whered they go??? eka_caesium: Tornado tinylittlegremlin: Huh tinylittlegremlin: Awful clean in here for a tornado eka_caesium: Extremely specific tornado eka_caesium: You know how global worming is eka_caesium: asfc;dglkfhjgf; worming eka_caesium: I'm keeping that
tinylittlegremlin: 👁️ tinylittlegremlin: hi star! tinylittlegremlin: how r u hatkirby: I know how to say eye in japanese tinylittlegremlin: oh? hatkirby: め eka_caesium: !!! tinylittlegremlin: woah tinylittlegremlin: looks like a lil chopstick w a noodle tinylittlegremlin: or a funny hat hatkirby: it's pronounced "me" eka_caesium: me! tinylittlegremlin: haha hatkirby: you! tinylittlegremlin: yes that is you! tinylittlegremlin: XD hatkirby: イカは目です hatkirby: "eka is an eyeball" tinylittlegremlin: which parts eka hatkirby: イカ eka_caesium: :blobaww: tinylittlegremlin: [points] woah!!! tinylittlegremlin: its eka realized in a differnt language/form! hatkirby: magic ✨ tinylittlegremlin: ✨ tinylittlegremlin: wow! :blobaww: tinylittlegremlin: so star watcha upta hatkirby: ガレムは悪魔です hatkirby: grem is a demon ^ tinylittlegremlin: :blobaww: hey wait :blobglare: eka_caesium: lies!!!!!! hatkirby: 😇 tinylittlegremlin: no telling lies about me!!!!! tinylittlegremlin: >:( hatkirby: all i do is tell lies tinylittlegremlin: thank u eka youve got my back! hatkirby: it is my wicked way
eka_caesium: Remember when you drew me an eyeball jar with a "4eka" tag. . .what changed :blobcry: tinylittlegremlin: You ate my alcors!! tinylittlegremlin: Also you still have that i took different eyes eka_caesium: The atrocities don't count when I do them
hatkirby: do you have any more sea cucumber facts tho hatkirby: i just really want to hug one swbookworm: i do! i have a Fun Fact™️ about a specific kind of symbiosis re: sea cucumbers hatkirby: 👀 swbookworm: Fun Fact™️ : some sea cucumbers are in a symbiotic relationship with pearlfish, where the sea cucumbers provide shelter for the pearlfish. except this one is Weird And Slightly Gross™️ because the pearlfish are actually sheltering ||in the anus of the sea cucumber|| hatkirby: Lol hatkirby: what a fun place to be hatkirby: are pearlfish like really small swbookworm: sometimes this is commensalism where the pearlfish benefits and it doesnt harm the cucumber, but sometimes it's parasitic bc the pearlfish will sometimes eat at the cucumber's insides while it's In There swbookworm: ye theyre not very big. also sea cucumbers can get Large hatkirby: oh RUDE !! hatkirby: they're giving you a HOME! swbookworm: some species can literally get like 6ft long hatkirby: you come. you sit inside my ass. you ride me around all day. and then you eat my insides? swbookworm: also another Fun Fact™️ sea cucumbers can ahsdlsafksadfjadsfsdf hatkirby: Wow they can? :O swbookworm: that one got me hatkirby: Hehe
