azhdrake: Fucking love rereading my shit gasmasque: Why isn’t this fucker writing? azhdrake: I'm really funny actually hatkirby: You are hatkirby: And I think that… and I don’t even live in your head! gasmasque: I don’t think I’ve read any of your fics, Bees azhdrake: Haunted and Hunted is my favorite of them, if you want to. No pressure if you don't azhdrake: It's also kinda long and there's some continuity errors hatkirby: Bees wrote a 60k ish fic that had a single line in it about alcor writing a motorcycle and I found it so funny that I wrote a fic about it hatkirby: It’s SO good hatkirby: H and H all say hatkirby: Say hatkirby: I hate my phone hatkirby: I hate typing gasmasque: Please sir, may I have a link? hatkirby: I am stacking I am screaming I am pulling out the Dick NO!!!’ hatkirby: I PRESSED ENTER ANY WAY SO YOU CAN SEE WHAT I HAVE TO DEAL WITH hatkirby: hi gasmasque: Star, you’re my favorite comedian azhdrake: https://archiveofourown.org/works/8718655/chapters/19989166 hatkirby: https://archiveofourown.org/works/8718655 azhdrake: Hah beat Star to it by a whole five seconds gasmasque: Impressive azhdrake: Did I google my own fic, fail to find it, and have to fuck through my email because I'm not logged onto AO3 on this computer? Maybe hatkirby: Sorry for my tardiness I’m sitting here malding at my phone for wait Wtf it is fine with the word MALDING but I can’t type gun without it autocorrecting to Dick azhdrake: oijgo;aefja;owfjaw hatkirby: Throwing my phone out the window
azhdrake: Just realized the bit of my story I'm about to write can be described as "a blasphemous conversation about plumbing" which I appreciate hatkirby: every mario game azhdrake: o;fajoefjawf azhdrake: At least there's a plumber involved in those games. This is a blasphemous conversation about plumbing featuring absolutely no one who understands more about plumbing then I do without researching anything hatkirby: Hehe azhdrake: I'm having a good time writing hatkirby: i'm glad! that's a great feeling azhdrake: Things I will research for this conversation: The elephant's foot in Chernobyl hatkirby: Things I will not research for this conversation: Basic plumbing or water processing methods hatkirby: no this tracks hatkirby: you're researching the stuff that has more day-to-day applications azhdrake: Stuff that people will really notice if I get some random detail wrong hatkirby: i swear to god bees if you are even one micro-curie off on the amount of radiation dealt to that tumblr user's grandma in the chernobyl incident i will start holding B, ZR, and Down right now and gathjer energy and rage until i swee you in april and i will annihilate you will ever spell in my arsenal azhdrake: aflkjaoi;efjo;awjf
hatkirby: Man I'm gonna fall asleep at the dentist hatkirby: HELP my dentist finally came in and I forgot how pretty he is pallasvoid: :wheeze: hatkirby: LIKE he was putting his fingers in my mouth and I'm like I'm going to die pallasvoid: asjdkhglakgjh pallasvoid: star pallasvoid: star you're gay hatkirby: I ammmmmm help hatkirby: It's so funny hatkirby: I'm doing the male version of ovulating pallasvoid: :wheeze: :wheeze: :wheeze: :wheeze: :wheeze: :wheeze: gasmasque: fghjklkjhgfdfghj gasmasque: Star, there's nothing funnier than your gay panic hatkirby: XD hatkirby: That's such a funny sentence on its own gasmasque: I did a funny! :sunglarp:
hatkirby: Lmao oh the memories hatkirby: I miss irc; I miss the decentralised Internet I’m gender hatkirby: In general* hatkirby: Shlshldlhdlgshld newsoupvi: I'M ALSO GENDER hatkirby: XD hatkirby: :blobhighfive:
pallasvoid: but for now, bagel time toothpastecanyon: awww yeha pallasvoid: yeeeee pallasvoid: bagel with creamchee AND spicy peach jelly pallasvoid: a treat hatkirby: :raynaud: pallasvoid: nuuuu pallasvoid: mine hatkirby: Except the spicy stuff. Or the bagel since I'm gluten free pallasvoid: so pallasvoid: creamchee hatkirby: So just give me the scgmeat hatkirby: I am struggling hatkirby: I topped it three times hatkirby: WHAT pallasvoid: WHAQT pallasvoid: :wheeze: :wheeze: :wheeze: :wheeze: pallasvoid: Star how dare you top my bagel thrice hatkirby: Putting my phone down. Closing my eyes. Going to sleep. Falling into a hole pallasvoid: tgagergergsergagrag pallasvoid: amazing toothpastecanyon: FJDGDDG hatkirby: ~~well it does have a hole in it~~ toothpastecanyon: 😳
newsoupvi: putting someone else's code in your code is just such a pain in C newsoupvi: Or like newsoupvi: libraries I mean newsoupvi: Idk maybe I'm just not used to it hatkirby: I don't really think it is? newsoupvi: I love love love that I can go "Hey this problem was probably solved by another person. Ok there is a library for it. I'm just gonna put import their_library at the top of my file and then my IDE will instantly ask me do you want to install their_library and then pip will sort it out for me" newsoupvi: in Python hatkirby: If you're using a nice makefile system like cmake, you can just tell it to find the library package and it adds all the right cflags and link flags and you can just include it hatkirby: Mm yeah hatkirby: Microsoft made a c++ package system like that newsoupvi: If I have to download a specific version of a dll and lib, and then realise oh I downloaded the one that was compiled with a different fuckin compiler version thing hatkirby: I think it's pretty useful. Don't like using Microsoft solutions tho newsoupvi: IF I HAVE TO BUILD THE LIB MYSELF newsoupvi: I just wanna cry newsoupvi: forever newsoupvi: Or when I need to build two different versions, one for debug and one for release newsoupvi: MD vs MDd newsoupvi: or whatever newsoupvi: b ru h hatkirby: See this is all good to me. The stuff you are saying hatkirby: It is asmr newsoupvi: :sadcatNOOO: newsoupvi: how newsoupvi: why newsoupvi: I don't understand :sad: hatkirby: Raised by wolves newsoupvi: ok based newsoupvi: but newsoupvi: :KEKW: hatkirby: XD
newsoupvi: > on witpus newsoupvi: On what now hatkirby: Witness puzzles newsoupvi: Damn that's some good witpussy hatkirby: Jekskgskgskgskgs newsoupvi: Yeah makes sense :KEKW: hatkirby: Trying not to cackle in this waiting room newsoupvi: witnussy hatkirby: Getting Jonathan blowed
eka_caesium: Terrible impulse moment, I bought it toothpastecanyon: ohhhh noooo how uhh terrible eka_caesium: There was only one on ebay :blobsob: hatkirby: i wanna impulse buy something! i have a hole inside of me that could be filled with items! i wanna do it i wanna do it! eka_caesium: Buy me hatkirby: :blobnervous: eka_caesium: :blobowo: hatkirby: i mean i guess this is what a deal is toothpastecanyon: buy eka hatkirby: but you seem too into it toothpastecanyon: :thatorbthingfrompetscop: eka_caesium: :blobowo: hatkirby: ok uh but like. what do you want in exchange for your soul. or is this just gratis eka_caesium: :blobowo: eka_caesium: You eka_caesium: *you'll find out hatkirby: :NervousSmile: eka_caesium: Not you eka_caesium: NOT YOU toothpastecanyon: gfdgfdg hatkirby: i am not giving you my soul hatkirby: sorry not sorry eka_caesium: Okay well, it might be you hatkirby: you just said it wasn't! eka_caesium: I was bending the truth a bit hatkirby: that's MY job!! wtf!! toothpastecanyon: eka is doing the first rule of demon dealings and that is have fun and be silly hatkirby: pushes you into a puddle eka_caesium: Uh huh eka_caesium: bleh eka_caesium: Oh there's a worm in here toothpastecanyon: a tiny little one? eka_caesium: Yeah toothpastecanyon: oh that's mine eka_caesium: here take it toothpastecanyon: thanks! 🥰