Drifty: Have you tried transferring that infatuation? Hatkirby: To something else? Hatkirby: "IM IN LOVE WITH MY PRINTER" Drifty: Why not Hatkirby: Sorry, I'm not a lesbian and I'm not into printers Hatkirby: oh god that has to be quoted Drifty: Quote iiiit Drifty: :P
#512Up+11/-17DownJanuary 24 2014 at 09:18:52 pm EST
[1/24/14, 4:01:48 PM] Feffernoose: Lan it might be too late but i found the perfect way to sign your emails: http://i.imgur.com/MhnlXzl.gif [1/24/14, 4:03:41 PM] Lan: wtf [1/24/14, 4:03:45 PM] Lan: yes [1/24/14, 4:11:27 PM] Feffernoose: i hope by "yes" you mean "i'm going to tape this picture to my forehead" [1/24/14, 4:18:31 PM] Edward Garbade: and by "wtf" you mean "why isnt this already on my face"
#465Up+24/-31DownSeptember 17 2011 at 11:38:03 am EDT
Starla Insigna: It's getting kind of loud outside Drifty: Ooh Drifty: Rainy? Starla Insigna: Rain, wind, and I think I hear rumbling Starla Insigna: which could be thunder Starla Insigna: or possibly large structures falling on our house and killing us Drifty: The storm's coming out Starla Insigna: Awwwww it's gay? Starla Insigna: How cute Drifty: Noooo Drifty: wait what Drifty: Oh yeah Drifty: :P Drifty: Coming out jokes Starla Insigna: Heeheehee Drifty: Don't die Drifty: I'd have to come out there myself Starla Insigna: I'll try not to Drifty: What would a gay storm look like? Drifty: Fabulous? Starla Insigna: FAB-U-LOUS Starla Insigna: "OH MY GOD THE EXTERIOR DECORATION ON THIS HOUSE IS SIMPLY GORGEOUS I JUST CAN'T WRECK IT" Drifty: lololol Drifty: No, the storm would be like "OOH HOW GORGEOUS THIS WINDOW IS I'LL HAVE TO TAKE IT AND SHOW IT TO THE OTHER GUYS AT THE NIGHTCLUB" Drifty: And then yoink Starla Insigna: wait Hurricane Irene would be a lesbian Starla Insigna: I'm not as good with lesbian stereotypes Drifty: Irene is a meh name Drifty: THey're butch? Drifty: "I AM SO TOMBOYISH" Drifty: "I'LL CLIMB THIS TREE" Drifty: "But Irene, you can't climb a tree!" Starla Insigna: "I CAN BENCH PRESS MANHATTAN" Drifty: "WATCH ME" Drifty: lololol Drifty: Stormy muscles Starla Insigna: lol Starla Insigna: wow this got weird Drifty: Yu Drifty: Not as weird as testecular cancer models Starla Insigna: Oh god lol Drifty: Stormy testicular cancer models Drifty: oh dear Starla Insigna: O_o Starla Insigna: Why does Irene have that Drifty: It was fabulous Starla Insigna: Why is it in her "Recently Looked At" on Amazon Drifty: lolololol Drifty: If I went into your Recently Looked At, would I find testicular cancer models Starla Insigna: That was a while ago—you'd probably find t.A.T.u. albums nowadays Starla Insigna: i can remedy that Starla Insigna: :P Drifty: :P Drifty: Oh dear, you can interpret that two ways Drifty: An actual model Starla Insigna: oh god Drifty: or a dress model Drifty: model on a catwalk Starla Insigna: DO YOUR LITTLE TURN ON THE CATWALK, BALLS Drifty: Let us back slowly away from this topic of conversation Drifty: oh dear god lol what Starla Insigna: THAT'S A NICE CANCER YOU'RE TRYING ON—IS IT FROM PARIS? Starla Insigna: *runs away*
* transkatie reverberates * Sigma_ uses transkatie's reverberation as a random number generator <transkatie> 4. * Sigma_ uses transkatie's reverberation as a DOUBLE random number generator * Sigma_ stares meaningfully at transkatie <transkatie> 8. * Sigma_ glares
#125Up+15/-22DownJanuary 01 1970 at 12:00:00 am EST
Hatkirby: [xml-rpc.com] Hatkirby: I meant: Hatkirby: [xml-rpc.org] Hatkirby: I meantL Hatkirby: I meant: : Hatkirby: [xmlrpc.com] Hatkirby: I meant: Hatkirby: [xmlrpc.org] Tamasys: ... Hatkirby: Um, what's going on? Hatkirby: Wait! Hatkirby: It IS [xmlrpc.com!] Tamasys: wait? Tamasys: ahh Hatkirby: Poop Hatkirby: I meant it is [xmlrpc.com] ! Hatkirby: Phew!
Timbo94: are you on a high HK? Hatkirby: I dun know what's wrong with me today! Hatkirby: I've been LOOOOOOOOOOPY all day but I haven't had any suGAR Timbo94: ..it's called "a high" Hatkirby: Yes, but I'm calling it KOOOPY today Hatkirby: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL Hatkirby: I meant Loopy!
Student: It's just grilled chicken! Student 2: I'm telling you, it's tainted! Student 2: Whatever you do, DON'T EAT IT! Hatkirby: What could be wrong with it? Hatkirby: Is it like made out of birds or something? Hatkirby: Oh, wait.... Everyone: LOL
#182Up+18/-26DownJanuary 14 2009 at 01:02:33 am EST
Teacher: Who wants to be a weatherperson Teacher: when they grow up? Student: Not me! Teacher: I am baffled! Teacher: I mean, what other job can you Teacher: get where you can be wrong 50% Teacher: of the time and still get paid? Student 2: Doctor? Teacher: Oh goodness, I hope not!
Tamasys: are those the actual wordings of the porposes? Tamasys: *purposes Tamasys: :P Tamasys: porpoises :D
#307Up+14/-22DownDecember 10 2009 at 04:07:39 am EST
[23:00:21] Drifty: wuuuut my text is being everywhere [23:00:31] Starla: TEXT BEING EVERYWHERE [23:00:37] Starla: text - n. words [23:00:49] Starla: to be - v. the art of was or not was to be the being [23:01:08] Starla: everywhere - b. something that eats underwear [23:02:25] Starla: DEFINITION INHIBITION! [23:02:29] Starla: It's almost a condition! [23:02:33] Starla: LOL THAT WAS AWESOME!
