#301Up+22/-15DownNovember 08 2009 at 12:57:23 am EST
[19:51:32] SAI: I'm a cat [19:51:37] Drifty: Yes, you are
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[19:51:44] SAI: I'm an awesome person [19:51:37] Drifty: Yes, you are
#326Up+24/-17DownJanuary 30 2010 at 02:28:54 am EST
Tamasys: what is the word Tamasys: where you put all the stuff together Tamasys: like Tamasys: you have a bunch of reports Tamasys: you put them all together and they are ______ Bluemonkey: collated? Tamasys: YES Tamasys: THANKYOU ***Tamasys has been sitting for about 2 minutes waving his hands around in a collating movement trying to think of the word Bluemonkey: lol
Cousin: I can't believe it's not butter! Hatkirby: Lol, I can't believe it's butter! Brother: I can't believe it's butter! Cousin: I can't believe it's butter! Hatkirby: Lol, I can't believe it's margarine! Brother 2: I can't believe it's margarine! Brother 2's Friend: I can't believe it's margarine! Hatkirby: It's not like I said that or anything. Hatkirby: I seriously can't believe it's butter! It looks like a mess! Brother: I can't believe it's not protein! Cousin: I can't believe it's not bread! Hatkirby: WAIT- LOL. * Hatkirby cracks up Hatkirby: I can't--I can't--I-- Brother: .... Hatkirby: Okay. A hallucination-inducing drug called I Can't Believe It's Not Real! Hatkirby: LOFFLECOPTERONTHEFLOORWITHDEADPEOPLE Everyone: .... Hatkirby: It was so funny. Cousin: I can't believe it's not life! Cousin: Like, the cereal. Hatkirby: Yeah, like I can't believe it's not good! Hatkirby: LOL--A Jonas Brothers album called I Can't Believe I'm Listening To This! Hatkirby: You know.... because they're so bad! Brother 2: I can't believe it's not human! Cousin: I can't believe it's not fabric! Hatkirby: Oh! A phone company called I Can't Believe I Didn't Get Ripped Off! Hatkirby: That would be awesome! AT&T STOLE MY BABY. Brother: ....I can't believe it's not-- Hatkirby: LOL! A Jenny Craig program called I Can't Believe I'm Not Fat! Hatkirby: LOL I AM JUST SO FUNNY
#189Up+24/-17DownFebruary 03 2009 at 07:37:40 pm EST
Student: Class participation counts as a homework grade? Hatkirby: What? Teacher: Yes, obviously. Hatkirby: What? Student: Why? Teacher: Because it's part of your homework? Hatkirby: What? Teacher: Are you OK? Student: Me or her? Teacher: Her. Hatkirby: But homework isn't class participation! *fizzle* Student: Oh, if it was me I'd say no because I'm loopy!
#317Up+25/-18DownJanuary 05 2010 at 10:29:51 am EST
Tamasys: OHALLO Tamasys: TEE? Ozzyfrog: OHAI Ozzyfrog: WHYTHANKYOU * Tamasys PORS TEE Ozzyfrog: 2 SUGARS PLZ Tamasys: MILK? Ozzyfrog: A SPOT * Tamasys DRAWS A SPOT OF TEE ON TEH CUP Tamasys: HERE YU GO BleuM937: wat r u intalking about Ozzyfrog: WHYTHX Ozzyfrog: IT EZ DELICUS BleuM937: odear Tamasys: OGOOD Tamasys: GLAD YU LIEK ET
(10:18:26 PM) Hatkirby: BTW IM GETTING MARRIED TO THIS KID IN MY ENGLISH CLASS (10:18:28 PM) Hatkirby: YOU'RE ALL INVITED (10:18:32 PM) Hatkirby: THE WEDDING'S ON THURSDAY (10:18:37 PM) Hatkirby: COME, WE HAVE COOKIES (10:18:42 PM) DriftyBeyond: CAN I BE THe BRIDESMAID (10:18:55 PM) Hatkirby: DRIFTYBEYOND: WHAT ABOUT THE MOH? (10:19:00 PM) DriftyBeyond: Moh? (10:19:05 PM) Hatkirby: Maid Of Honorness (10:19:22 PM) DriftyBeyond: Indeedyness (10:19:25 PM) Hatkirby: TIS MORE IMPORTANT (10:19:28 PM) Hatkirby: I will choose.... SMILEY (10:19:34 PM) Hatkirby: YOU CAN BE THE MAID OF HONOR (10:19:41 PM) Hatkirby: And StalkerBot is the best man (10:19:44 PM) Hatkirby: YAY :P (10:19:56 PM) DriftyBeyond: And what about Timbo94 ? (10:20:05 PM) Hatkirby: Timbo94 can be the ring bearer (10:20:11 PM) Hatkirby: He will hold a videotape (10:20:22 PM) Hatkirby: It may be difficult to fit around our fingers, but the symbolism is worth it (10:20:26 PM) ***ozzyfrog would like to be the piano player (10:20:28 PM) DriftyBeyond: pffft (10:20:34 PM) ***Timbo94 is SO confused (10:20:51 PM) DriftyBeyond: I will be the party-crasher (10:21:13 PM) Hatkirby: :P (10:21:18 PM) Hatkirby: I will throw people at yuo (10:21:25 PM) Hatkirby: YOU WILL NOT RUIN MY WEDDDDING (10:21:29 PM) DriftyBeyond: lol (10:21:36 PM) DriftyBeyond: I'm a sad sack (10:21:39 PM) Hatkirby: This is, what, my fourth husband? (10:21:44 PM) DriftyBeyond: AhhhHH! (10:22:18 PM) Hatkirby: POLYGAMY! (10:22:31 PM) DriftyBeyond: Polygamy wants a cracker (10:22:34 PM) Hatkirby: lolol