- The ability to manually size an image. Something like the one talked about here. As funny as the penis pump being fucking massive was, it's would be very annoying in a more serious discussion. This is the request I'd really like to see.
- Tables / column bbcode. Just some ability to control the post layout in case I feel like doing something fancy.
- Roles? Roles with colors? I can has color on my username? :pleading:
Fourm feature requests
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Fourm feature requests
Figured I'd start a place for feature requests. There's a few things I'd like:
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Re: Fourm feature requests
Added a bbcode for images where you provide a width in pixels and it'll handle height automatically:

Also added table, tr, and td bbcodes that just act like the HTML tags, although the td one has some style embedded in it. I can change what these look like if you have any suggestions.
I'm thinking about the roles thing. I don't usually like using roles for non-role reasons, like changing the color of your name. But other people do like it, so I'll think about it.

Also added table, tr, and td bbcodes that just act like the HTML tags, although the td one has some style embedded in it. I can change what these look like if you have any suggestions.
Things | How much I like them |
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If it cannot break out of its shell, the chick will die without being born.
We are the chick; the world is our egg.
If we don't crack the world's shell we will die without truly being born.
Smash the world's shell for the Revolution of the World!

We are the chick; the world is our egg.
If we don't crack the world's shell we will die without truly being born.
Smash the world's shell for the Revolution of the World!

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Re: Fourm feature requests
Clearly the solution is to make me a forum moderator, lol
Thanks for adding those things! I'll add the new tags to the guide post.
Thanks for adding those things! I'll add the new tags to the guide post.
Approximately 25% of all animals are beetles. Statistically, this means if you're in a room with three other people, at least one of you is a beetle! If you're having trouble identifying the beetle, remember the acronym BEETLE (Beautiful; Elegant; Eats occasionally; Twinkly-eyed; Loving; Escaped to montana in the spring of 83 after faking their own death, starting anew as "gunne olive", a down on their luck dental nurse seeking to get away from the busy city - and the crime syndicates they owe money to - in the country as a ranch hand).
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Re: Fourm feature requests
Can you add custom similes (not reactions, I know those have to be svgs which limits the options)?
What about custom post icons?
Because we could have fun with both those things
What about custom post icons?
Because we could have fun with both those things
Approximately 25% of all animals are beetles. Statistically, this means if you're in a room with three other people, at least one of you is a beetle! If you're having trouble identifying the beetle, remember the acronym BEETLE (Beautiful; Elegant; Eats occasionally; Twinkly-eyed; Loving; Escaped to montana in the spring of 83 after faking their own death, starting anew as "gunne olive", a down on their luck dental nurse seeking to get away from the busy city - and the crime syndicates they owe money to - in the country as a ranch hand).
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Re: Fourm feature requests
A custom emote? Huh?
That would be crazy...
I can add custom topic icons too. What kind of thing would be fun?


I can add custom topic icons too. What kind of thing would be fun?
If it cannot break out of its shell, the chick will die without being born.
We are the chick; the world is our egg.
If we don't crack the world's shell we will die without truly being born.
Smash the world's shell for the Revolution of the World!

We are the chick; the world is our egg.
If we don't crack the world's shell we will die without truly being born.
Smash the world's shell for the Revolution of the World!
