Pokemon Sword

[hatkirby]

Otherwise known as FASHION SIMULATOR the game!! I'm just a small town gay British boy going out into the world with his Pokemon, looking to get the gym badges but more importantly looking to get the couture. Here was my first photo:



Posing legitimately like I did in photos from when I was that age. And like I do in photos from my current age too. And here's an updated one, from after I found the cute sweaters department at Hammerlocke and unlocked this cool photo effect! Also I got these cute sneakers on the Isle of Armor.



I got purple colored contacts because I wanted to look like Elizabeth Taylor. And also not get my period or have any body hair. I think there still more work to be done, like I'd love a different undershirt or maybe different pants, or I could even have multiple cute outfits that I rotate between! What do you mean this game is about Pokemon battling. Oh right I'm doing my first ever Nuzlocke too but I can talk about that later.

[hatkirby]

I made it to Circhester and the clothing store there rules. They have button down shirts (including a striped one that looks so cute), super colorful holiday sweaters, some regular cable knit sweaters, and suit tops! Here's a couple more photos:





The latter is me in my Edgy phase!

[hatkirby]

Hot damn, so the Nuzlocke part of this playthrough was going pretty alright. Like I lost a Vanillite early on and I was sad about that and I lost a couple of mons here and there, but my main ones were able to stick around. And once I got past like the fourth gym it started getting easier and easier (not that there weren't some scary near losses). AND THEN... the fight against Champion Leon took out half of my team. That Gigantamax Charizard is scary!

RIP to Hills the Toxtricity, Violin the Coalossal, and Crybaby the Inteleon, my starter. We couldn't have done it without you. Now have a nice time in my PC box!

Who's this nice young man? Didn't he just become Champion?



Wyndon's clothes shop is awesome. It has these suit jackets which are SUPER expensive and I agonized over which color to buy. And it has these nice dress pants, and also Cool Guy motorcycle jackets, and also hats and gloves, I gotta try out more stuff. But I need to get more money first!

Am I on a date rn:



Chairman Rose in his idiot arc (never ending):



You can see the wheels grinding in Klara's head thinking up ways to dispose of my body:



No comment needed, really:



I ended up getting the 7 day free Nintendo Switch Online trial because I just really like the online multiplayer stuff, like the Max Raid Battles and even just seeing people in the overworld. It's nice. Hopefully I remember to turn it off before I get charged too much. Also I've been Surprise Trade-ing away the Pokemon I've caught but am not allowed to use (for Nuzlocke reasons) and occasionally I get back an obviously hacked Pokemon (like a shiny Silvally whose nickname is like Hacked Pokemon . com or something) and that's kind of cringefailsad to see but whatever. Someone sent me a (probably) legit level 54 Pupitar .

OH I didn't even mention the surviving part of my championship team! It's Fringe the Hatterene, Dorothy the Mudsdale, and Eternatus (the Eternatus) (I tend not to nickname Legendary Pokemon). Hats off to them for helping me with this successful Nuzlocke challenge, especially Dorothy who I've had the longest! I've still got a bunch of stuff left to do since there's the two DLC areas, and so I still gotta be careful about protecting my buddies!