Good morning!
I'm running some load tests on some web code that we recently rewrote. And. I'm kinda wondering why the fuck we're migrating off PHP. Like, the code sucked before, it was impossible to follow, but holy shit it preformed so well. Why didn't we just rewrite it in better written PHP? I cannot bring the site down when it's running the old code. I have 500 concurrent threads hitting the stage environment and it's just shrugging it off. The new django code starts throwing 502s when you have more then like. 105 threads.
Good morning!
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Re: Good morning!
Approximately 25% of all animals are beetles. Statistically, this means if you're in a room with three other people, at least one of you is a beetle! If you're having trouble identifying the beetle, remember the acronym BEETLE (Beautiful; Elegant; Eats occasionally; Twinkly-eyed; Loving; Escaped to montana in the spring of 83 after faking their own death, starting anew as "gunne olive", a down on their luck dental nurse seeking to get away from the busy city - and the crime syndicates they owe money to - in the country as a ranch hand).