hatkirby: I dunno who came up with the concept of having to get out of bed in the morning but I'm gonna hunt that fucker down hatkirby: I'm gonna search every nook, and you BETTER BELIEVE I'll search every cranny hatkirby: And then one day, when I'm old and wizened, I'll find him in this cave, hidden past human recognition hatkirby: He'll smile warmly and invite me to have some tea with him, partially bc he knows that I'm old enough now to understand why the morning has to be the way it is, and partially bc caffeine helps you get your day started hatkirby: We have a talk, about nothing but also about everything hatkirby: We also fool around a little, like in a gay way, like in the way gay men might fool around, gayly hatkirby: Then when it's time to go I use my demon powers to become young again and I shoot massive lasers out of my eyes and obliterate his morning loving ass out of existence, exploding half the countryside in the process