park3r2_: I still think it's weird [that you wouldn't accept a Legacy Any% run] hatkirby: It's not supposed to be a real category though, it's like just a limitation of speedrun.com hatkirby: You have to have both [Current and Legacy] subcategories for every category hatkirby: It's like if speedrun.com just created a fake new top level category called Blergle% and mods were like "hey we don't know what that is so like please don't submit to it" park3r2_: Blergle%?? park3r2_: What is that?? hatkirby: That's what I'm saying! hatkirby: So like don't submit to it park3r2_: Wait seriously is this a real thing? hatkirby: Yeah yknow... You get the blergle park3r2_: In The Witness getting straight *blergled*
hatkirby: Fucking INSANE, I clicked the pokemon sun and moon fandom tag and this is literally the first thing I see hatkirby: [screenshot of a fic on AO3 entitled "The worldwide femboy human traffickers"] toothpastecanyon: Fjfjfjfjfjf the femboy what hatkirby: I'm in danger :NervousSmile: toothpastecanyon: Star I’ll miss you :blobsob: hatkirby: :IMCRYING: toothpastecanyon: Every time I see a pathetic man I’ll think about you, hmm this sounds different than it did in my head hatkirby: Hldldgskd hatkirby: No it's okay, I'm pretty pathetic
eka_caesium: CRAZIEST GRAPEJUICE BOMB 🥵🥵🥵 2 ROCKETS 🔥🔥 2000 DAMAGE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 TRUE INTIMIDATION ACHIEVED 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 azhdrake: This is what happens when you take a sip of grapefruit when you are on any meds ever
eka_caesium: Is having a master's degree not grad school? eka_caesium: I thought that's what you called anything post bachelors gasmasque: Yeah I’m pretty sure it is azhdrake: ... I thought it was post masters but it has been a hot minute since I was in academia gasmasque: It’s post-bachelors I’m pretty sure azhdrake: Yep y'all right azhdrake: Wikipedia would never lie to me eka_caesium: Opening up the wikipedia article on lies hatkirby: Wikipedia:List of common lies azhdrake: You open a webpage, in it there are two wikipedia articles, one of them speaks only the truth and the other speaks only lies hatkirby: and one of them tells you the weather azhdrake: and one of them fucks you in the ass hatkirby: SDFSDJKLFHSK hatkirby: god i wish gasmasque: Well we know what article Star’s choosing hatkirby: clicking on it furiously azhdrake: You know I was about to look up the wikipedia article on buttsex but I'm not doing that on my work laptop hatkirby: HELP azhdrake: I was halfway through typing it and then I was like. Wait. azhdrake: Shrek voice: They can't even google buttsex toothpastecanyon: I love this chat
exempt_medic: Missing the opportunity to hear qwint speak 😭 qwint: get owned newsoupvi: I can confirm that qwint has a voice and says things with it newsoupvi: It's funny because if we had named archetypes for voices then I think I could describe qwint's voice to you because their voice does fit into some voice archetype that loosely exists in my head newsoupvi: Yeah I guess this is the time to name it, after qwint scipiowright: fairly normal sounding with a hint of raging homo hatkirby: now i HAVE to know scipiowright: deep southern drawl rever: ..that seems accurate? scipiowright: literally french qwint: these are all good guesses scipio scipiowright: figuratively french qwint: and strangely all of them entirely correct scipiowright: hell yeah newsoupvi: I was trying to think whose voice would be "raging homo wth a hint of fairly normal sounding" and I think it's Exempt-Medic lol newsoupvi: hatkirby's voice is raging homo with a hint of raging homo hatkirby: jkfdhg scipiowright: it's true newsoupvi: I think Scipio's voice is fairly homo with a hint of raging homo scipiowright: that's also true scipiowright: it's from all the dick hatkirby: i was gonna say violet is it because you haven't heard me speak without a dick in my mouth qwint: you are what you eat 😔 scipiowright: waffles...
tinylittlegremlin: alcor: yeah id suck a dick for knowledge i dont have yet hatkirby: yeah? i'd suck a dick for literally no reason. you're not special
spitballsparky: I had planned to give up video games for Lent. I may have to accept hellfire to play L2. brentonw: L2 may actually induce enough suffering to be considered penance 😉