hatkirby: [ignoring everything you just said] book im gonna go to bat for you right fkn now just let me in there with the decibel sensor and the comically oversized mace swbookworm: wsjdalkjflksjfsldfjsdfj swbookworm: :wheeze: gasmasque: It’s beat down time baybee swbookworm: while i appreciate the defense i did hand him a sword halfway thru the session so you're gonna have to roll for initiative i'm afraid hatkirby: Like stop drop and roll, or..? swbookworm: yeah why not. if you can roll all the way back to your feet you can swing first, otherwise he gets to try swbookworm: or, you can roll a 20-sided die and we can all watch very closely over your shoulder to see what number you get swbookworm: you get advantage (roll twice and take the higher number) bc he isn't expecting the attack hatkirby: Okay I'm kind of surprised Al-V can't roll a die swbookworm: it's okay he'd probably game the system to win all the dice rolls hatkirby: thought you meant your friend for a moment lol swbookworm: i mean my DM also probably would try lol swbookworm: but in this case i was talking about Al-V hatkirby: ok I swear this was my first attempt hatkirby: > Random Integer Generator hatkirby: > Here are your random numbers: hatkirby: > 20 swbookworm: ekjdfldksfjldfjldfjdfj hatkirby: actually the worst number to get because it's far less believable than a 19 gasmasque: Nat 20 Star, how do you destroy him swbookworm: yeah no you get to swing first. and twice as many times. congrats on your natural 20! You Get To Kick His Ass hatkirby: :D!!!! swbookworm: obligatory dm line: How Do You Want To Do This? hatkirby: cartoony smoke cloud appears with arms and legs flying around. when the dust clears i've been taped to the ceiling and your friend is encased in ice hatkirby: this is how dnd works right swbookworm: https://tenor.com/view/applause-hahaha-great-funny-fans-gif-13569036 gasmasque: Hell yeah swbookworm: close enough!!! you succeed in your fight!! you have defeated the Loud DM!!! 🎉 swbookworm: you can now level up :texaceglarp: hatkirby: omg hatkirby: #mylevel... gasmasque: Get on his level