Timbo94: don't forget Drifty that we have to write up our Science prac reports, finish the english question, finish the maths analysis task and make algebra summary notes for the test tomorrow Drifty1: Yay! :)
Timbo94: i found a recipe for flan! Hatkirby: YAY Timbo94: i will print it out and my mumz will makez itz! Timbo94: WOOOOOOOO Timbo94: I HAVE NEVER HAD FLAN BEFORE! Hatkirby: ME NEIGHTHER Timbo94: BUT I WILL GET TO TRY IT SOON I HOPEZ! Hatkirby: I WANTS TIT Hatkirby: OMG EWWWWWWWWWW Hatkirby: TYPO Timbo94: HEHEHEHEHEHE Timbo94: YOU WANTS "TIT"? Hatkirby: LOL Timbo94: LOL
Teacher: ....poco un peridoco quiero viajar. Teacher: What do you think "viajar" means? Student: Old! Teacher: That's "viejo", what about the verb "viajar"? Student: Old people! Hatkirby: That's not a verb, Hatkirby: You can't "do" old people. Hatkirby: OMG!
Drifty1: I leep saying qupte! Drifty1: I mean, I keep saying quopte Hatkirby1: Qupte! Hatkirby1: Quopte! Drifty1: lol Hatkirby1: I qutped your quopte and I leep doning it! Hatkirby1: ...O Hatkirby1: I meant .... Drifty1: LOLOLOL
Hatkirby: Gay means happy! Student: No it doesn't! Student 2: Yes it does! Student: No it doesn't! Hatkirby: Yes it does! Student: No it doesn't! Student 2: Gay means happy! Student: No it doesn't! Hatkirby: Yes it does! Student 3: I'm very gay today! Everyone: LOL!
Student: Class participation counts as a homework grade? Hatkirby: What? Teacher: Yes, obviously. Hatkirby: What? Student: Why? Teacher: Because it's part of your homework? Hatkirby: What? Teacher: Are you OK? Student: Me or him? Teacher: Him. Hatkirby: But homework isn't class participation! *fizzle* Student: Oh, if it was me I'd say no because I'm loopy!
Smiley: does cat /vmlinuz > /dev/audio Smiley: actually do anything Hatkirby: That echos the contents of the Linux kernel to the speakers Smiley: yay for cat Hatkirby: Basicaly, it makes your computer sound like it's giving birth Smiley: i want to try that Hatkirby: But ther have always been jokes on the interwebs tu tttttttttttttttttrun that c listen to the Linuree the hatever lul Hatkirby: WOW Hatkirby: Thatwas messed up!