Teacher: ....poco un peridoco quiero viajar. Teacher: What do you think "viajar" means? Student: Old! Teacher: That's "viejo", what about the verb "viajar"? Student: Old people! Hatkirby: That's not a verb, Hatkirby: You can't "do" old people. Hatkirby: OMG!
Drifty1: I leep saying qupte! Drifty1: I mean, I keep saying quopte Hatkirby1: Qupte! Hatkirby1: Quopte! Drifty1: lol Hatkirby1: I qutped your quopte and I leep doning it! Hatkirby1: ...O Hatkirby1: I meant .... Drifty1: LOLOLOL
Hatkirby: Gay means happy! Student: No it doesn't! Student 2: Yes it does! Student: No it doesn't! Hatkirby: Yes it does! Student: No it doesn't! Student 2: Gay means happy! Student: No it doesn't! Hatkirby: Yes it does! Student 3: I'm very gay today! Everyone: LOL!
Student: Class participation counts as a homework grade? Hatkirby: What? Teacher: Yes, obviously. Hatkirby: What? Student: Why? Teacher: Because it's part of your homework? Hatkirby: What? Teacher: Are you OK? Student: Me or him? Teacher: Him. Hatkirby: But homework isn't class participation! *fizzle* Student: Oh, if it was me I'd say no because I'm loopy!
Smiley: does cat /vmlinuz > /dev/audio Smiley: actually do anything Hatkirby: That echos the contents of the Linux kernel to the speakers Smiley: yay for cat Hatkirby: Basicaly, it makes your computer sound like it's giving birth Smiley: i want to try that Hatkirby: But ther have always been jokes on the interwebs tu tttttttttttttttttrun that c listen to the Linuree the hatever lul Hatkirby: WOW Hatkirby: Thatwas messed up!
Teacher: What river did Caesar cross? Student 3: The Tigris! Student 2: The Euphrates! Hatkirby: The Rub-i-con! Student: What? Hatkirby: Don't know, it was random. Teacher: It was the Rubicon. Student & Hatkirby: WHAT? Student & Hatkirby: LOL