[while playing Kirby Air Riders] Penny: Kracko cracking onto the scene happypasta: Crack cocaine? Uh oh! That's a branding issue!
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[anonymous]: You think they made crack illegal because it was too popular? happypasta: Sometimes things are illegal because they're too popular, and sometimes rare things are illegal because they're dangerous hatkirby: okay but like. Do you think it would be illegal to drink botox [anonymous]: Botox is Super dangerous hatkirby: No I know but the question is would it be illegal to drink it, like obviously it'll kill you but Mario333: nightmare blunt rotation, guys
hatkirby: [ignoring everything you just said] book im gonna go to bat for you right fkn now just let me in there with the decibel sensor and the comically oversized mace swbookworm: wsjdalkjflksjfsldfjsdfj swbookworm: :wheeze: gasmasque: It’s beat down time baybee swbookworm: while i appreciate the defense i did hand him a sword halfway thru the session so you're gonna have to roll for initiative i'm afraid hatkirby: Like stop drop and roll, or..? swbookworm: yeah why not. if you can roll all the way back to your feet you can swing first, otherwise he gets to try swbookworm: or, you can roll a 20-sided die and we can all watch very closely over your shoulder to see what number you get swbookworm: you get advantage (roll twice and take the higher number) bc he isn't expecting the attack hatkirby: Okay I'm kind of surprised Al-V can't roll a die swbookworm: it's okay he'd probably game the system to win all the dice rolls hatkirby: thought you meant your friend for a moment lol swbookworm: i mean my DM also probably would try lol swbookworm: but in this case i was talking about Al-V hatkirby: ok I swear this was my first attempt hatkirby: > Random Integer Generator hatkirby: > Here are your random numbers: hatkirby: > 20 swbookworm: ekjdfldksfjldfjldfjdfj hatkirby: actually the worst number to get because it's far less believable than a 19 gasmasque: Nat 20 Star, how do you destroy him swbookworm: yeah no you get to swing first. and twice as many times. congrats on your natural 20! You Get To Kick His Ass hatkirby: :D!!!! swbookworm: obligatory dm line: How Do You Want To Do This? hatkirby: cartoony smoke cloud appears with arms and legs flying around. when the dust clears i've been taped to the ceiling and your friend is encased in ice hatkirby: this is how dnd works right swbookworm: https://tenor.com/view/applause-hahaha-great-funny-fans-gif-13569036 gasmasque: Hell yeah swbookworm: close enough!!! you succeed in your fight!! you have defeated the Loud DM!!! 🎉 swbookworm: you can now level up :texaceglarp: hatkirby: omg hatkirby: #mylevel... gasmasque: Get on his level
Actias: Because you are wrong hatkirby: You do know that I am quoting a lot of the things that we are saying! Actias: and you must be terminated hatkirby: WHAT? hatkirby: HELP! hatkirby: MOMMY! hatkirby: Wait, what? Actias: Good. hatkirby: db db db db hatkirby: Everybody's gonna love today! Actias: Termination: started. Actias: Target: Hatkirby hatkirby: HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Actias: Way of killing: Eaten by a Kirby hatkirby: You are cruel. hatkirby: Wait, I AM A KIRBY! Actias: Killer: .... Act hatkirby: Please help. hatkirby: This isn't good for my colon! Actias: Reason: Because target believes he is a Kirby hatkirby: Right hatkirby: Help hatkirby: You have forced me to do something I didn't want to do hatkirby: I am now going to quote this Actias: And so he must be Terminated Actias: Good.
hatkirby: I bet you are on [quotes.fourisland.com] right now Actias: Way of Killing: Being eatenby a Troodon, namely me. hatkirby: Laughing your eat off hatkirby: WHAT? hatkirby: Did I say eat? hatkirby: HAHAHAH!!!!!!!!! hatkirby: I meant head! hatkirby: What is WRONG with me today? hatkirby: Am I on drugs? Actias: Good. hatkirby: Gryphic, am I on drugs? Actias: Actias: Actias: You are wrong Actias: This is Act hatkirby: .......? Actias: you *censored* Gryphic: HE WAS JOKING Gryphic: AHHHH!
hatkirby: is listening to: Happy Ending Gryphic: Act isn't as rrandom as me, right? hatkirby: .......... hatkirby: *can't reply* hatkirby: Happy Ending's gone forever more! Gryphic: He's calmer, more snarky and sarcastic and stuff. hatkirby: I FEEL AS IF I"M WASTING!!!!!!!! hatkirby: IIIIIM WASTIN EVERYDAY!!!!!!!! Gryphic: ... hatkirby: This is the way you left me... hatkirby: Sorry. hatkirby: I was just temp-ignoring you hatkirby: I'M BACK FROM THE DRUG-REHAB CENTER NOW!!!!!