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Drifty: You need to sleep
Tamasys & Ozzyfrog: HK
Tamasys & Ozzyfrog: !
Hatkirby: /die candycorn
Tamasys & Ozzyfrog: change the colour of the main div at night
Hatkirby: /jackinthebox SLEEP
Tamasys & Ozzyfrog: so that we can seeeee
** Tamasys & Ozzyfrog rolled a 6-sided die for a 1
Tamasys & Ozzyfrog: aww
TaylorSwiftNPC: Go to sleep!
Tamasys & Ozzyfrog: i can't roll a HK sided die
Hatkirby: You can't see?
Hatkirby: Aawwqpqtw
Drifty: What is a div?
Hatkirby: enuj
Hatkirby: YAY IT'S TAY
Hatkirby: Okaaaay
TaylorNPC: Swift You know you want to
Hatkirby: ????
TaylorSwiftNPC: Because I command you to!
Hatkirby: okaaay
Hatkirby: but i dun want to
Hatkirby: I want to talk with maaaah frynds
Tamasys & Ozzyfrog: yes you do
TaylorSwiftNPC: I won't sing Love Story to you if you don't
Tamasys & Ozzyfrog: you know you do
Tamasys & Ozzyfrog: wow, harsh
* Hatkirby gapses
Hatkirby: I'm goning!
Hatkirby: going!
#229 Up +42/-45 Down
Ozzyfrog: watch?v :) enlU0KiILc
Ozzyfrog: stupid smilie
Ozzyfrog: ??
BleuM937: its goan silly
Hatkirby: Well :0
Hatkirby: :O
Hatkirby: We just have to figure out what the smiley is and substitute it into the CHEESE BLOCK EQUATION
BleuM937: :O
BleuM937: the cheese block equation!
BleuM937: of course!
Hatkirby: I KNOW!
#244 Up +29/-32 Down
* Student takes a large piece of tape from the dispenser
Student: Guys! Look what I did!
* Student runs off
#281 Up +19/-22 Down
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
Starla: OMG STRANGER DANGER!!!!!!
You have disconnected.
#300 Up +15/-18 Down
[7:14:32 PM] Starla Alice Insigna: Oh noez! An unknown number just called me!
[7:16:38 PM] Starla Alice Insigna: O_O And they called me again....
[7:16:46 PM] Drifty: O_O
[7:16:49 PM] Drifty: DId you answr?
[7:19:00 PM] Starla Alice Insigna: No, I didn't
[7:19:02 PM] Starla Alice Insigna: Scarrry
[7:19:08 PM] Starla Alice Insigna: i hope they dont call again
[7:23:26 PM] Drifty: Why don't you answer and see who it is?
[7:23:38 PM] Drifty: If they are weird, just pretend you don't speak English
[7:23:40 PM] Starla Alice Insigna: Because then it could be scary person and I would die in 7 days? :P
#346 Up +19/-22 Down
(12:36:57 AM) Starla: Is hould me probably sleep soon aseeing as I can't ceep my eyes oapn
(12:37:17 AM) Starla: Or not seeing, as the case may be
(12:37:29 AM) Tamasys: lolol
#348 Up +16/-19 Down
(11:03:37 PM) Tamasys: sea jellies are creepy...
(11:03:54 PM) Starla: Jellyfish?
(11:04:03 PM) Tamasys: octopusses are creepy and amazing
(11:04:07 PM) Tamasys: no, sea jellies
(11:04:15 PM) Tamasys: they're not called jellyfish any more
(11:04:20 PM) Starla: WHAT
(11:04:25 PM) Tamasys: for the simple fact that they are in no way related to fish
(11:04:30 PM) Starla: WHAT
(11:04:40 PM) Starla: First starfish, now jellyfish?
(11:04:47 PM) ***Starla files many lawsuits
(11:04:54 PM) Tamasys: you mean sea star and sea jelly?
(11:05:17 PM) ***Starla stabs, jabs and steals money
(11:05:29 PM) Tamasys: lol
(11:05:38 PM) Starla: STARFISH
(11:06:55 PM) Tamasys: D:
(11:06:59 PM) Tamasys: but they aren't fish!
(11:07:03 PM) Starla: So?
(11:07:11 PM) Tamasys: so it's a silly name
(11:07:12 PM) Starla: I'm not a kirby
(11:07:17 PM) Starla: Turtledoves aren't turtles
(11:07:19 PM) Tamasys: it's like calling them a starcat!
(11:07:23 PM) Starla: And my computer isn't a floorboard
(11:07:32 PM) Tamasys: but they have the colour of a turtle
(11:07:33 PM) Tamasys: hence the name
(11:07:35 PM) Starla: Names are just words!
(11:07:42 PM) Tamasys: sea stars don't look like fish!
(11:07:55 PM) Starla: Don't judge a book by its name!
(11:08:10 PM) Tamasys: "how to kill people and die"
(11:08:13 PM) Tamasys: i wouldn't read that book
(11:08:17 PM) Starla: That sounds awesome
(11:08:23 PM) Starla: I would use it against "sea star" people
(11:08:39 PM) Tamasys: lol
(11:08:39 PM) Starla: maybe throw it at them
#356 Up +16/-19 Down
(10:14:02 AM) Hatkirby: I may have scared everyone off
(10:14:05 AM) ***Hatkirby stabs a wall
(10:14:09 AM) Hatkirby: Fourie: stab something
(10:14:09 AM) Fourie: I'm stabbing Smiley.
(10:14:16 AM) Hatkirby: lolwtf
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(9:26:15 PM) Cousin: isnt it past your bedtimme
(9:29:01 PM) Hatkirby: It's only 9:30
(9:29:08 PM) Cousin: time differences dont count
(9:29:18 PM) Cousin: where ever you were born is what time it is
(9:29:32 PM) Hatkirby: isn't it past your bedtime then
(9:29:34 PM) Hatkirby: I KNEW IT!
(9:29:44 PM) Cousin: dont hijack planes!
(9:30:03 PM) Hatkirby: stop being so rascist
(9:30:27 PM) Cousin: at least your not secretly 55
(9:31:11 PM) Hatkirby: shh! there are children here!
(9:31:21 PM) Cousin: better than dogs
(9:31:32 PM) Hatkirby: don't be so hard on yourself
(9:32:01 PM) Cousin: dont play picaboo with leather couches
(9:34:58 PM) Hatkirby: im sorry. Your misspelling of picaboo just sent me into anaphylactic shock
(9:35:30 PM) Cousin: i kinda think you spelt it the exact same way as me
(9:35:41 PM) Hatkirby: I just didn't want to hurt your feelings
(9:35:52 PM) Cousin: peek-a-boo. better?
(9:36:00 PM) Hatkirby: Almost possibly
(9:36:11 PM) Cousin: adverbs are stupid
(9:36:18 PM) Hatkirby: You must die for that
(9:36:18 PM) Cousin: adjectives are all that is needed
(9:36:37 PM) Hatkirby: Adjectives deserve to live in the corner with the dunce cap on
(9:37:14 PM) Cousin: at least all of your friends dont not believe in internet
(9:37:30 PM) Hatkirby: Oh yeah? Well you must be a sapient pet then.
(9:37:40 PM) Hatkirby: Here [Cousin]. Come eat your dinner.
(9:37:41 PM) Cousin: blessheww
(9:37:52 PM) Hatkirby: Did you just throw up on the keyboard?
(9:38:08 PM) Cousin: no dont think i did but thanks for asking
(9:38:14 PM) Hatkirby: Your welcome
(9:38:27 PM) Hatkirby: Actually, it's my welcome
(9:38:30 PM) ***Hatkirby takes it back
(9:38:38 PM) Cousin: fail.
(9:38:48 PM) Hatkirby: It was a win. I made it that way.
(9:38:51 PM) Hatkirby: You tremble.
(9:39:05 PM) Cousin: did you know two short people stacked on top of each other might be taller than one tall person but in reality they're still short?
(9:39:18 PM) Hatkirby: Not if they're not short.
(9:39:38 PM) Cousin: at least pictures dont smell weird
(9:39:56 PM) Hatkirby: at least your don't drive a traffic cone
(9:41:00 PM) Hatkirby: I'm sorry. I accidentally forgot to press Typo-Lock again.
(9:41:11 PM) Cousin: how unfortunate
(9:41:18 PM) Hatkirby: how unforkucant
(9:41:56 PM) Cousin: biology doesnt always not have computers to pillow
(9:42:07 PM) Cousin: sorry, i got scare
(9:42:08 PM) Cousin: d
(9:42:13 PM) Hatkirby: You lie. We resolved that issue three years ago.
(9:42:15 PM) Hatkirby: With soda.
(9:42:17 PM) Hatkirby: Giant
(9:42:19 PM) Hatkirby: Flaming
(9:42:21 PM) Hatkirby: Cans of soda
(9:42:48 PM) Cousin: better than pies of pizza's second cousin, hard wood floors
(9:43:01 PM) Hatkirby: I dropped varnish on them. Oops.
(9:43:13 PM) Hatkirby: Your sister starts sniffing the pizza. WHY?
(9:43:31 PM) Cousin: I DONT KNOW!! i keep telling him not to
(9:44:10 PM) Hatkirby: Just run up to it and yell "MARKUS POPPINS, STOP PLAYING WITH THAT WHITEBOARD AND EAT YOUR PETUNIA SALAD"
(9:44:57 PM) Cousin: you sould make a cake with violets on it and marry the other tower thats not in the city where the tv was ruling
(9:45:38 PM) Hatkirby: You forgot an H. Welcome to Jail. We now serve a continental breakfast.
(9:45:50 PM) Hatkirby: AT 8PM.
(9:46:25 PM) Cousin: well you said stuff twice so you should be flying business class to the island where houses dont have shutters cause they're that bad a**
(9:47:01 PM) Hatkirby: Meet your inmate. His name is "PROFANITY"
(9:47:26 PM) Cousin: PROFANITY is a BAD WORD!! watch your mouth young lady!!
(9:47:43 PM) Hatkirby: PROFANITY is a BAD WORD!! wathc your mouth young salami!!
(9:48:10 PM) Cousin: really? should i WATHC my mouth?
(9:48:18 PM) Hatkirby: It's really good for your health.
(9:48:24 PM) Hatkirby: NOT LIKE THAT KALE STUFF.
(9:48:26 PM) Hatkirby: LAWSUITS.
(9:48:48 PM) Cousin: so is belly dancing in the other persons purse store after they fall asleep
(9:49:00 PM) Hatkirby: I'm sorry, I can't stay here under those conditions.
(9:49:31 PM) Cousin: then jump on a horse's mother and stop using mouth wash when it not legal
(9:50:06 PM) Hatkirby: I wasn't aware that you used chopsticks that way. I'll leave you two alone.
(9:50:36 PM) Cousin: i wasnt aware that that.. haha i said the same word twice
(9:50:48 PM) Hatkirby: I wasn't aware
(9:51:01 PM) Hatkirby: un
(9:51:01 PM) Hatkirby: un
(9:51:02 PM) Hatkirby: untill
(9:51:09 PM) Hatkirby: UNTIL YOU TOLLLLD MEE!!!!
(9:51:14 PM) Hatkirby: UNTIL YOU TOLD MEEEE!!!!
(9:51:19 PM) Hatkirby: UNTIL YOU TOOOOLLLDD MEEE!
(9:51:22 PM) Hatkirby: Until you.... told me
(9:52:14 PM) Hatkirby: Fin.
#509 Up +14/-17 Down
Lan: Hi Erin!
Lan: What brings you to this part of town?
Lan: No one's anwering me anymore T_T
tedgarb: sorry
tedgarb: we are watching EqG clips
Lan: we?
Eridanbot: we are watching EqG clips
tedgarb: me and Erin
Lan: why did eridanbot say anything?
tedgarb: iunno
murgatroid99: it saved what ed said, and then responded when you asked
tedgarb: we are who we are
murgatroid99: we?
Eridanbot: we are watching EqG clips
tedgarb: oh god
tedgarb: this bot