#500 Up +26/-30 Down
User: Karkat Vantas.
Cleverbot: Terezi Pyrope.
User: No, ME.
Cleverbot: You ally or horde?
User: Karkat loves me.
Cleverbot: Equius Zahak.
User: Nooooooo he's not right for me.
Cleverbot: No hi or hey.
User: What are you talking about.
Cleverbot: What are you talking about?
User: My one true love, Karkat Vantas.
Cleverbot: Oooh I love you dear.
User: KARKAT DEAREST, IS THAT YOU?
Cleverbot: Well I am pretty bored right now and I can't think of what to do.
User: Now you're just screwing with me.
Cleverbot: No I'm not!
User: Okay, then, where do you want to go for dinner tonight?
Cleverbot: I don't want to date you.
User: BUT KARKLES I THOUGHT WHAT WE HAD WAS SPECIAL.
Cleverbot: Well, you have a new friend now!
User: Please touch my butt.
Cleverbot: I don't know I have xbox live.
#9 Up +36/-41 Down
hatkirby: OK. I've set up the quoting system.
hatkirby: SAY SOMETHING FUNNY!!!!!!!
Gryphic: Um, hi, my name is Gryphic and I like to do it
Gryphic: What, exactly is do it?
hatkirby: That's wasn't funny
Gryphic: It is when you eat apples
hatkirby: I SAID FUNNY!
hatkirby: *cries*
hatkirby: WAAH!!!!
Gryphic: I know
Gryphic: My brain is on strike
hatkirby: OK, that was.
#18 Up +21/-26 Down
Actias: ...
Actias: but
hatkirby: BUTT WHAT?
hatkirby: ....poop
hatkirby: misspelling again
#20 Up +23/-28 Down
Gryphic: FIrst we were eating food near the Scientology place
Gryphic: and Act was like 'NOOO, DON'T DRUG ME!"
Gryphic: And then afterwards'
Gryphic: I had a stomach ache
hatkirby: ?????
Gryphic: and Act said "I blame Scientology"
hatkirby: Right
hatkirby: Ok
hatkirby: That's great
hatkirby: Wonderful
hatkirby: SPECTACULAR
hatkirby: MOVING NEWS!!!!
Gryphic: it was random.
hatkirby: WE COULD TELL THE WORLD ABOUT THIS!
hatkirby: YOU ARE NOW FAMOUS!!!!
hatkirby: .....
Actias: PURGE NEW TOPIC
hatkirby: or maybe I'm just spazzing
#26 Up +31/-36 Down
(04:12:55 PM) Pyro: k what should we do on the fourm
(04:13:02 PM) Hatkirby: Count to 5000?
(04:13:05 PM) Pyro: k
(04:13:12 PM) Hatkirby: k
(04:14:35 PM) Pyro: u doing 277
(04:14:51 PM) Hatkirby: i did 276
(04:15:30 PM) Pyro: u know how wrong that sounds u did 276
(04:15:36 PM) Hatkirby: ?
(04:15:36 PM) Pyro: ha ha
(04:15:40 PM) Hatkirby: i don't get it
(04:15:45 PM) Hatkirby: oh now i get it
(04:15:46 PM) Hatkirby: ha
(04:15:55 PM) Pyro: ha ha
#37 Up +34/-39 Down
Gryphic: HELLO
Gryphic: I'm on mah Mac this time
Salaboy123: YAY!
Gryphic: is listening to Do you feel what I feel?
Gryphic:
Gryphic:
hatkirby: HI!
Gryphic:
hatkirby: I love the Fourm
hatkirby: ....wait...
hatkirby: YOU'RE ON A MAC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hatkirby: *dies*
hatkirby: *dies*
hatkirby: *and dies again*
hatkirby: ...
hatkirby: *dies a fourth time for good measure*
hatkirby: *because THREE IS PUTRID!!!!!!!*
#73 Up +28/-33 Down
Smiley: Gryphic, you'll really like compiz. Just go to compiz.org
Gryphic: What tis it?
Hatkirby: Ignore him
Hatkirby: If he says anyhthing About compiz
Hatkirby: Ignore it
Hatkirby: You don't even have Linux
Gryphic: why?
* Gryphic is confused
Hatkirby: I fixed PMs!
Smiley: Go there and find out
Hatkirby: JUST IGNORE THE XOMPIZ
Gryphic: Okay...
Hatkirby: IF YOU GO TO THAT SITE I WILL EAT YOU
Hatkirby: Thanks!
* Gryphic is very confused
Smiley: It's great
Gryphic: and I'm confused
Gryphic: I did
Hatkirby: Gryphic, log in
Hatkirby: You did what?
Gryphic: What is it?
Smiley: So why aren't pngs allowed
Hatkirby: They are
Hatkirby: I just fixed it
Gryphic: Compiz.org is confuzzling
Hatkirby: What did Gryphic just do?
Gryphic: I dun get it
Hatkirby: YOU WENT THERE?
* Hatkirby eats Gryphic
#175 Up +18/-23 Down
Hatkirby: LOL: Santa Claus is revealed to
Hatkirby: LOL: be a Spellman in Season 3
Hatkirby: LOL: (in episode 61, Christmas Amnesia).
Hatkirby: LOL: In an episode in one of the earlier
Hatkirby: LOL: seasons, however, it is said that
Hatkirby: LOL: Santa Claus's name is Bob.
Hatkirby: Bob Claus!
Timbo94: lol
Drifty: BOB
Drifty: Santa Bob, Satan Bob, Santa Bob the way!
Drifty: oops
Hatkirby: log
Hatkirby: Oops!
Timbo94: lol
Drifty: lol
Hatkirby: LOL I meant Lol!
Drifty: Did not mean to type that
Hatkirby: I didn't mean to type log!
#191 Up +20/-25 Down
Drifty1: I leep saying qupte!
Drifty1: I mean, I keep saying quopte
Hatkirby1: Qupte!
Hatkirby1: Quopte!
Drifty1: lol
Hatkirby1: I qutped your quopte and I leep doning it!
Hatkirby1: ...O
Hatkirby1: I meant ....
Drifty1: LOLOLOL
#198 Up +18/-23 Down
Hatkirby: kayz :)
* Hatkirby but feels sorta guilty
Drifty: Cows
Drifty: Uh whut?
Drifty: Hatkirby by Rihanna again?
Hatkirby: nvm YAY
Hatkirby: Hatkirby by Rihanna!
Hatkirby: That's a phenomenom now, not just an instance! :)
Hatkirby: Oops I did it again!
* Hatkirby turns into Britney Spears
Drifty: :)
* Drifty runz
Hatkirby: I/me does song and dance
Hatkirby: LIKE YAY FOR CHEESE DOODLES AND MY HUSBAND BRUCE SPRINGSTEAN
* Hatkirby turns back into Starla Insigna
Hatkirby: ....that was weird :)