<transkatie> You know what's just about the second-most-awesome male first name ever? Samson. Yeah/ <transkatie> And then I will have two sons so I can name the second Samson <@Frowardd> and the first? <transkatie> and he will say "MOMMY WHY IS MY NAME SAMSON" and I will say "Babby when you came out of das vagina you had hair which was freakishly long!" <transkatie> Frowardd: The first is obviously Alex, the most awesome male first name ever <@Frowardd> for my money, I'd go with Ulysses <OptimisticCynic> Ulysses is a badass name <Sigma> #xkcd-horseporn <transkatie> Вы мама is a badass name
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You and the stranger both like homestuck. You: KARKLEYP00 You: THIS IS R0SE HUMAN You: BEING R0SE HUMAN LIKE ALWAYS You: 0F C0URSE Stranger: DO YOU THINK I'M THAT STUPID? You: i am r0se human and i l0ve y0u You: yessss i d00000 You: its amazing Stranger: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU EVEN DOING You: i am busting y0ur balls You: attaching dynamite t0 them and bl0wing them up You: where are y0ur balls n0w You: theyre g0ne You: i expl0ded them Stranger: WHAT THE FUCK You: 0h it is fun t0 be reb0rn You: i hacked int0 r0ses acc0unt! h0w pr0ud are y0u Stranger: WHY WOULD I BE PROUD? Stranger: IT'S OBVIOUS IT WAS YOU FUCKASS You: 0h wait thats right y0u have n0 balls anym0re You: y0u cann0t be pr0ud Stranger: WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING!? You: i f00led y0u and y0u kn0w it!\ Stranger: I HAVE MY FUCKING BALLS Stranger: AND YOU'RE STILL DUMB, FUCKASS You: karkat y0u make me guffaw You: this silly thing y0u are d0ing You: this leadering thing You: y0u need to get better at it Stranger: WHAT THE FUCK You: a bunch 0f us are being purp0sefully insub0rdinate Stranger: I AM YOUR FUCKING LEADER BUT WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHIN-- WHAT!? You: and hacking int0 human acc0unts You: teehee You: and were g0ing to fight jack all by 0ur little selves Stranger: YOU GUYS ARE JUST FUCKING IDIOTS! You: its g0ing t0 be a smash Stranger: YOU KNOW YOU'RE ALL SO FUCKING STUPID. You: hahahaha Stranger: YOU SHOULD LISTEN TO ME! I AM YOUR FUCKING LEADER! You: y0u led us int0 a mete0r 0h wise and great leader! You: and then gamzee started killing every0ne! Stranger: THAT WASN'T MY FAULT! You: the few 0f us that are left are sick 0f it Stranger: THAT WASN'T MY FAULT EITHER! You: have fun with y0ur expl0ded balls Stranger: WHAT!? You: were 0ut 0f here! Stranger: FINE! Stranger: I'LL JUST BE A LEADER ON MY OWN! You: y0u have fun with that Stranger: I DON'T NEED YOU FUCKERS! You: send me a human p0stcard You: telling me all ab0ut it You: because You: I TRICKED YOU YOU BASTARD You: I'M JOHN Stranger: WHAT THE FUCK You: ON ROSE'S COMPUTER You: THIS IS HILARIOUS Stranger: WHAT!? Stranger: FUCK YOU JOHN You: OH MY GOD Stranger: I-I KNEW IT WAS YOU FUCKASS! You: IF I HAD A VIEWPORT AND COULD'VE SEEN YOUR FACE Stranger: SHUT UP! Stranger: I KNEW IT WAS YOU THE WHOLE TIME! Stranger: FUCK YOU! You: I'm so happy you were here to marry your ass You: Bye KARKLES have fun with your insubordination! You have disconnected.
User: Karkat Vantas. Cleverbot: Terezi Pyrope. User: No, ME. Cleverbot: You ally or horde? User: Karkat loves me. Cleverbot: Equius Zahak. User: Nooooooo he's not right for me. Cleverbot: No hi or hey. User: What are you talking about. Cleverbot: What are you talking about? User: My one true love, Karkat Vantas. Cleverbot: Oooh I love you dear. User: KARKAT DEAREST, IS THAT YOU? Cleverbot: Well I am pretty bored right now and I can't think of what to do. User: Now you're just screwing with me. Cleverbot: No I'm not! User: Okay, then, where do you want to go for dinner tonight? Cleverbot: I don't want to date you. User: BUT KARKLES I THOUGHT WHAT WE HAD WAS SPECIAL. Cleverbot: Well, you have a new friend now! User: Please touch my butt. Cleverbot: I don't know I have xbox live.
hatkirby: OK. I've set up the quoting system. hatkirby: SAY SOMETHING FUNNY!!!!!!! Gryphic: Um, hi, my name is Gryphic and I like to do it Gryphic: What, exactly is do it? hatkirby: That's wasn't funny Gryphic: It is when you eat apples hatkirby: I SAID FUNNY! hatkirby: *cries* hatkirby: WAAH!!!! Gryphic: I know Gryphic: My brain is on strike hatkirby: OK, that was.
Gryphic: FIrst we were eating food near the Scientology place Gryphic: and Act was like 'NOOO, DON'T DRUG ME!" Gryphic: And then afterwards' Gryphic: I had a stomach ache hatkirby: ????? Gryphic: and Act said "I blame Scientology" hatkirby: Right hatkirby: Ok hatkirby: That's great hatkirby: Wonderful hatkirby: SPECTACULAR hatkirby: MOVING NEWS!!!! Gryphic: it was random. hatkirby: WE COULD TELL THE WORLD ABOUT THIS! hatkirby: YOU ARE NOW FAMOUS!!!! hatkirby: ..... Actias: PURGE NEW TOPIC hatkirby: or maybe I'm just spazzing
(04:12:55 PM) Pyro: k what should we do on the fourm (04:13:02 PM) Hatkirby: Count to 5000? (04:13:05 PM) Pyro: k (04:13:12 PM) Hatkirby: k (04:14:35 PM) Pyro: u doing 277 (04:14:51 PM) Hatkirby: i did 276 (04:15:30 PM) Pyro: u know how wrong that sounds u did 276 (04:15:36 PM) Hatkirby: ? (04:15:36 PM) Pyro: ha ha (04:15:40 PM) Hatkirby: i don't get it (04:15:45 PM) Hatkirby: oh now i get it (04:15:46 PM) Hatkirby: ha (04:15:55 PM) Pyro: ha ha
Gryphic: HELLO Gryphic: I'm on mah Mac this time Salaboy123: YAY! Gryphic: is listening to Do you feel what I feel? Gryphic: Gryphic: hatkirby: HI! Gryphic: hatkirby: I love the Fourm hatkirby: ....wait... hatkirby: YOU'RE ON A MAC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hatkirby: *dies* hatkirby: *dies* hatkirby: *and dies again* hatkirby: ... hatkirby: *dies a fourth time for good measure* hatkirby: *because THREE IS PUTRID!!!!!!!*
Smiley: Gryphic, you'll really like compiz. Just go to compiz.org Gryphic: What tis it? Hatkirby: Ignore him Hatkirby: If he says anyhthing About compiz Hatkirby: Ignore it Hatkirby: You don't even have Linux Gryphic: why? * Gryphic is confused Hatkirby: I fixed PMs! Smiley: Go there and find out Hatkirby: JUST IGNORE THE XOMPIZ Gryphic: Okay... Hatkirby: IF YOU GO TO THAT SITE I WILL EAT YOU Hatkirby: Thanks! * Gryphic is very confused Smiley: It's great Gryphic: and I'm confused Gryphic: I did Hatkirby: Gryphic, log in Hatkirby: You did what? Gryphic: What is it? Smiley: So why aren't pngs allowed Hatkirby: They are Hatkirby: I just fixed it Gryphic: Compiz.org is confuzzling Hatkirby: What did Gryphic just do? Gryphic: I dun get it Hatkirby: YOU WENT THERE? * Hatkirby eats Gryphic
Hatkirby: LOL: Santa Claus is revealed to Hatkirby: LOL: be a Spellman in Season 3 Hatkirby: LOL: (in episode 61, Christmas Amnesia). Hatkirby: LOL: In an episode in one of the earlier Hatkirby: LOL: seasons, however, it is said that Hatkirby: LOL: Santa Claus's name is Bob. Hatkirby: Bob Claus! Timbo94: lol Drifty: BOB Drifty: Santa Bob, Satan Bob, Santa Bob the way! Drifty: oops Hatkirby: log Hatkirby: Oops! Timbo94: lol Drifty: lol Hatkirby: LOL I meant Lol! Drifty: Did not mean to type that Hatkirby: I didn't mean to type log!