Ozzyfrog: but no one else can see the slash Ozzyfrog: so you never get slashed BleuM937: lol BleuM937: u just end up slashing urself BleuM937: masochists! * BleuM937 is surrounded by masochists! * BleuM937 is a masochist BleuM937: AARGH * BleuM937 slashed himself again!!!!! BleuM937: and again!!!! Ozzyfrog: Aghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh BleuM937: this is horrible BleuM937: /terrible BleuM937: horrible or terrible BleuM937: horrible and terrible Drifty: bacjd Drifty: *back * Drifty reads the above conversation * Drifty is slightly disturbed
(09:12:17 AM) Starla: I didn't even realize you were talking to me because I was eating b-fast :) (09:12:20 AM) Starla: BREAKfast (09:12:29 AM) Gus: haha (09:12:33 AM) Gus: how are you? (09:12:36 AM) Starla: Ohno I can't be speaking all yo-yo tight dawg (09:12:37 AM) Starla: O_O (09:12:38 AM) Starla: That was scary
Penny: Can I borrow the dictionary? Hatkirby: Okay. Aha! Caught you now! Penny: ...okay, here it is. Hatkirby: Oh, lol, I thought it was Winnie The Pooh. Penny: Yeah, me too. Hatkirby: *sung to the Winnie The Pooh tune* Winnie The Pooh! It contains words! ....interesting words....
[9:03:00 AM] Starlaight, Star Bright: /m4 iw salivatgn toa aWAitaIT OAUT by IMogen Hap [9:03:33 AM] Starlaight, Star Bright: O_O [9:03:41 AM] Starlaight, Star Bright is listening to Wait It Out by Imogen Heap [9:03:46 AM] Starlaight, Star Bright: that. was. weird. :P [9:04:32 AM] Pyro: what? [9:05:09 AM] Starlaight, Star Bright: when I said [9:05:15 AM] Starlaight, Star Bright: Slipperless In Suburbia: /m4 iw salivatgn toa aWAitaIT OAUT by IMogen Hap [9:05:21 AM] Pyro: :) [9:05:28 AM] Starlaight, Star Bright: Why is Skype still calling me "Slipperless In Suburbia"? [9:05:44 AM] Pyro: ? [9:05:57 AM] Starlaight, Star Bright: that quote there says my name is "Slipperless In Suburbia" [9:06:00 AM] Starlaight, Star Bright: that was my name yesterday [9:06:20 AM] Pyro: don't see it [9:06:44 AM] Starlaight, Star Bright: [9:05 AM] Slipperless In Suburbia: [9:03 AM] Slipperless In Suburbia: /m4 iw salivatgn toa aWAitaIT OAUT by IMogen Hap [9:07:32 AM] Pyro: [9:03 AM] Slipperless In Suburbia: /m4 iw salivatgn toa aWAitaIT OAUT by IMogen Hap [9:08:12 AM] Starlaight, Star Bright: [9:03 AM] Slipperless In Suburbia: /m4 iw salivatgn toa aWAitaIT OAUT by IMogen Hap
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Omg You: I accidentally a cheese block! Stranger: oyg? You: WHAT DO I DO Stranger: the whole cheese block/ Stranger: ? You: YES, THE WHOLE CHEESE BLOCK Stranger: the fuck? Stranger: how the shit did you manage that? You: I don't know! I can't explain it! Stranger: you're bullshitting me right? You: No, I really wish I were You: I really do Stranger: O_o You: What do I do‽‽‽‽ Stranger: That's messed up Stranger: I have no idea You: Oh god You: I always knew I should take those pills to prevent sleep walking Stranger: maybe you should see some philosophist? You: Yes, yes, of course Stranger: know any? Stranger: make sure the bastard's trained You: I'm friends with Freud, is that right? Stranger: oh yeah, he should be able to help You: WILL HE KNOW HOW TO HANDLE THIS!?!? Stranger: or just rape you Stranger: 50/50 chance You: But of course Stranger: up to you You: It's a chance I will have to take You: Actually, Freud upped his scales--it's about 49/51 now, but whatever Stranger: better get there quick You: yes, i will do that now You: THANK YOU STRANGER!!!! Stranger: Could cause some serious damage if you leave it too long Stranger: You're welcome You: I must go, now Stranger: HUrry You: OKAY You have disconnected.
(09:46:11 AM) Tamasys: Hmm... Idk if I told you (09:46:15 AM) Tamasys: I probably did (09:46:27 AM) Tamasys: About the school production (09:47:23 AM) Starla: ? (09:47:27 AM) Starla: The one that you are the lead in? (09:47:38 AM) Starla: DID YOU STEAL SOME PILLOWS?!?! (09:47:39 AM) Tamasys: Yeah :) (09:47:42 AM) Tamasys: Lol (09:47:45 AM) Starla: I KNEW IT!!!! (09:47:51 AM) Tamasys: It's really intimidating... (09:47:59 AM) Starla: Well, just put them back then! (09:48:14 AM) Tamasys: I haven't done proper solo singing before (09:48:28 AM) Starla: Um, you're not going on a date with it, it's just a pillow (09:48:36 AM) Tamasys: Plus there are lots of styles I haven't sung before... (09:48:41 AM) Tamasys: Lol, quiet you (09:48:44 AM) Starla: :P (09:48:51 AM) Starla: Always here to annoy :) (09:48:58 AM) Tamasys: :P
(08:54:50 PM) Drifty: Yay things (08:56:15 PM) Starla: Yay (08:56:18 PM) Starla: So (08:56:25 PM) Starla: I was just forced to watch a horrible reality show (08:56:29 PM) Starla: And now I need to sue them (08:57:01 PM) Drifty: What show (08:57:15 PM) Starla: Something like "Betheney's Getting Married?" (08:57:22 PM) Starla: AND SHE'S ALREADY MARRIED (08:57:51 PM) Drifty: lolwhut\ (08:58:23 PM) Starla: And they're like "OMG MY WATER BROKE WHILE I WAS SLEEPING LOL C-SECTION AND LOL DRUGS MY HUBBY IS TOTALLY ASLEEP" (08:58:34 PM) Drifty: lolwhut (08:58:37 PM) Starla: THEY WERE (08:58:40 PM) Starla: IT HAPPENED (08:58:41 PM) Starla: TWICE (08:59:16 PM) Starla: And then they were like "IM READY TO HAVE MY BABBY--The baby was born on some date and we were happy yeah" (09:00:29 PM) Drifty: wtf (09:01:50 PM) Starla: "The poop will wash off as soon as I pee on you!" (09:02:25 PM) Drifty: um what (09:02:35 PM) Starla: You don't want to know
(08:06:18 AM) Bluemonkey: teehee (08:06:26 AM) Bluemonkey: also music is great (08:06:31 AM) Starla: yay music (08:11:18 AM) Starla: music is like a chimpanzee attacking an old lady with jelly snakes (08:12:06 AM) Bluemonkey: no (08:12:07 AM) Bluemonkey: not at all (08:12:12 AM) Bluemonkey: at least not my music :P (08:12:17 AM) Starla: Some music is (08:12:43 AM) Starla: Its like *monkey noises* *old lady screams* *wiggling* (08:14:27 AM) Starla: Note: Starla made that up for this joke: No parallel was being drawn against any music as far as she knows and if there is any music that fits that description, she wants to murder it. See in stores for details. Terms and conditions apply. (08:14:51 AM) Bluemonkey: WHAT STORES???? (08:14:53 AM) Bluemonkey: I MUST HAZ (08:15:53 AM) Starla: YES
Старла Эппрет: Oh my, integrals Старла Эппрет: don't know that yet Drifty: It's... integral to the subject Drifty: kill me now* Старла Эппрет: heehee Старла Эппрет: I don't want to ruin Calc for me but I WANT TO KNOW WHAT AN INTEGRAL ISSSSS Drifty: An integral is antidifferenti- SPOILERS Старла Эппрет: NOOOO Drifty: DUMBLEDORE KILLED SNAPE Старла Эппрет: WITH ROSEBUD Drifty: THE ONE IS NEO Старла Эппрет: AND IT TURNS OUT IT WAS JUST A HALLUCINATION INDUCED BY SPOILED MILK Drifty: IT WAS MARS ALL ALONG Drifty: THEY DIE Старла Эппрет: The En—ANTIDERIVATIVE Drifty: THE ANTIDERIVATIVE KILLED DUMBLEDORE Старла Эппрет: WITH A SLOPE THAT HAS A SECRET PSAT Старла Эппрет: OR PAST Старла Эппрет: GOD PSAT IS SO MUCH BETTER Drifty: I have a dark and shadowing psat Старла Эппрет: STANDARDIZED TESTS OH NOOO Старла Эппрет: The antiderivative somehow found its way onto THE PSAT Старла Эппрет: HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN Старла Эппрет: ALL THOSE SOPHOMORES ARE SO CONFUZED Старла Эппрет: that totally looks like I spelled it wrong Старла Эппрет: THE CONFUZED IS SO CONFUSED