exempt_medic: Missing the opportunity to hear qwint speak 😭 qwint: get owned newsoupvi: I can confirm that qwint has a voice and says things with it newsoupvi: It's funny because if we had named archetypes for voices then I think I could describe qwint's voice to you because their voice does fit into some voice archetype that loosely exists in my head newsoupvi: Yeah I guess this is the time to name it, after qwint scipiowright: fairly normal sounding with a hint of raging homo hatkirby: now i HAVE to know scipiowright: deep southern drawl rever: ..that seems accurate? scipiowright: literally french qwint: these are all good guesses scipio scipiowright: figuratively french qwint: and strangely all of them entirely correct scipiowright: hell yeah newsoupvi: I was trying to think whose voice would be "raging homo wth a hint of fairly normal sounding" and I think it's Exempt-Medic lol newsoupvi: hatkirby's voice is raging homo with a hint of raging homo hatkirby: jkfdhg scipiowright: it's true newsoupvi: I think Scipio's voice is fairly homo with a hint of raging homo scipiowright: that's also true scipiowright: it's from all the dick hatkirby: i was gonna say violet is it because you haven't heard me speak without a dick in my mouth qwint: you are what you eat 😔 scipiowright: waffles...
eka_caesium: Is having a master's degree not grad school? eka_caesium: I thought that's what you called anything post bachelors gasmasque: Yeah I’m pretty sure it is azhdrake: ... I thought it was post masters but it has been a hot minute since I was in academia gasmasque: It’s post-bachelors I’m pretty sure azhdrake: Yep y'all right azhdrake: Wikipedia would never lie to me eka_caesium: Opening up the wikipedia article on lies hatkirby: Wikipedia:List of common lies azhdrake: You open a webpage, in it there are two wikipedia articles, one of them speaks only the truth and the other speaks only lies hatkirby: and one of them tells you the weather azhdrake: and one of them fucks you in the ass hatkirby: SDFSDJKLFHSK hatkirby: god i wish gasmasque: Well we know what article Star’s choosing hatkirby: clicking on it furiously azhdrake: You know I was about to look up the wikipedia article on buttsex but I'm not doing that on my work laptop hatkirby: HELP azhdrake: I was halfway through typing it and then I was like. Wait. azhdrake: Shrek voice: They can't even google buttsex toothpastecanyon: I love this chat
park3r2_: I still think it's weird [that you wouldn't accept a Legacy Any% run] hatkirby: It's not supposed to be a real category though, it's like just a limitation of speedrun.com hatkirby: You have to have both [Current and Legacy] subcategories for every category hatkirby: It's like if speedrun.com just created a fake new top level category called Blergle% and mods were like "hey we don't know what that is so like please don't submit to it" park3r2_: Blergle%?? park3r2_: What is that?? hatkirby: That's what I'm saying! hatkirby: So like don't submit to it park3r2_: Wait seriously is this a real thing? hatkirby: Yeah yknow... You get the blergle park3r2_: In The Witness getting straight *blergled*
scipiowright: [showing us something in TUNIC] It's a cube! They just left it in. hatkirby: I like this cube. scipiowright: It's a good cube! newsoupvi: [unrelatedly] Hmm can I put an egg in this? rever: In the cube? scipiowright: Put an egg in the cube. hatkirby: It's actually an in-cube-ator [everyone goes nuts brooo i'm so seriouss]
qwint: If it was entrance randomizer then it wouldn't have been frogs. scipiowright: It is entrance randomizer. qwint: That's not what I meant. That is what I said, though.
hatkirby: Yeah there's a lot of tall people in here. rever: Except Exempt. scipiowright: Short. exempt_medic: It's okay. I'll just make up for it in other ways.
hatkirby: Wakes pallasvoid: my power has already flickered once so far this morning 🙃 hatkirby: Ouchie pallasvoid: yeeeaah hatkirby: Oh yeah it's supposed to snow isn't it pallasvoid: it did indeed snow hatkirby: I can't tell bc I'm still in bed hatkirby: Void I think I'm legally dead pallasvoid: god I wish that were me lol hatkirby: I got hit by a car and no body saved me pallasvoid: isekai'd 😔 hatkirby: Yeah I got isekai'd into bed pallasvoid: oof hatkirby: And not in the way you'd think!! hatkirby: Sigh imagine you get hit by a car and suddenly you're being nailed in a different way pallasvoid: god that'd suck pallasvoid: but not in the fun way!!!! hatkirby: :3 pallasvoid: :3c toothpastecanyon: Morning my friends! hatkirby: Braaaaaghhhfreddffghggg hatkirby: Do you knoweth what I mean hatkirby: I didn't mean to type knoweth but I think it's good that my phone is old timey toothpastecanyon: morningeth star 😔 hatkirby: May the LORD shine his countenance upon thee at this dawn of days azhdrake: Hey guys hatkirby: Hey Bees do you want some countenance gasmasque: Bees! Has the LORD shown his countenance upon thee? azhdrake: The LORD shown his cold upon me on this day hatkirby: If you can't summon countenance directly from the LORD, storebought is fine pallasvoid: *mouth full of communion wafers* wuh? toothpastecanyon: damn I didn't know the lord liked counters so much pallasvoid: The LORD hath had his counters install-ed by professionals gasmasque: The LORD hath bestowed upon each and every one of them glowing recommendations pallasvoid: The LORD looked upon their work and lo, it was good. hatkirby: Yeah? He looked at me and grimaced pallasvoid: Then the LORD looketh upon me and said, "Behold! Fruit!" azhdrake: Get better at installing counters then, Star hatkirby: <a:thanosd:1105839306205057034> pallasvoid: Jesus was a carpenter, ofc he's gonna judge you hatkirby: Or it could be because I'm a demon azhdrake: Nah its cause your woodworking is bad and you should feel bad pallasvoid: didn't measure twice smh hatkirby: <a:thanosd:1105839306205057034> toothpastecanyon: damn star you're getting destroyed out there hatkirby: Offended by the implication that I can't work with some wood gasmasque: Is it an implication if it’s the direct message? hatkirby: Yalls are standing 80 feet away and it's foggy out gasmasque: And still we know some poorly worked wood when we see it hatkirby: <a:thanosd:1105839306205057034> gasmasque: For the LORD sees all is his kingdom, most especially those vilest, the poorest craftsmen pallasvoid: The LORD looked upon Star's handiwork and proclaimed, "Thine effort is admirable." hatkirby: Thank you I do my best toothpastecanyon: :bowserlittledeath: hatkirby: :bowserlittledeath: gasmasque: :bowserlittledeath: hatkirby: Allegations that I worked on the LORD's wood are completely unfounded toothpastecanyon: :LORDlittledeath: hatkirby: hjkfdhfkjfd gasmasque: Since the LORD only hires professionals would that you’re not a professional at working wood, Star? hatkirby: <a:thanosd:1105839306205057034> hatkirby: i'm really getting destroyed today it's not fair hatkirby: i got hit by a car yalls show some empathy toothpastecanyon: isn't anyone going to save him 😔 gasmasque: Maybe the car was a sign from the LORD that you should improve your woodworking hatkirby: isn't it crazy that no one's going to tell me i'm good at gay sex, when i'm getting hit by a car pallasvoid: Star, you got hit by a car because you're *too* good at gay sex hatkirby: jksdhkfs hatkirby: i'll accept that hatkirby: ||in the rear|| hatkirby: ok i'm done i know we're in tau general pallasvoid: Thus sayeth the LORD, "gotta nerf that one"
eka_caesium: @hatkirby I had a dream last night about fighting a vampire in an ancient tomb and somehow the result of winning this fight was orange and cream popsicles getting labeled "the average shuuenpro fan enjoys these" or something like that hatkirby: that's so funny though like it feels more like a reading than an advertisement hatkirby: oh you like this? these tasty milky and fruity popsicles? bitch you probably like shuuen no shiori too eka_caesium: *wheeze* hatkirby: [advert intended to normies] hey do you want to get the feeling of murdering your childhood friend? we've got ice cream, that'll probably do it, at least it seems to for these freaks over here