eka_caesium: [picture of Call of Duty meme] hatkirby: guy's hot eka_caesium: wtf eka_caesium: Star I promise you playing comp is the least attractive thing a man can do
[anonymous]: there are so many tricky subtle puzzles out there, where are all the tricky domtle puzzles newsoupvi: !?!?!??!???!?!?? newsoupvi: LOL exempt_medic: The what? exempt_medic: Gentle Dom???? exempt_medic: Is that what it means?! rever: Subtle/Domtle exempt_medic: I'm gonna be so happy if I just. Goddamnit newsoupvi: Y'all still on the subway while I'm out here walking down the domway 😎 rever: I think the domway would be walking down you exempt_medic: walking on the subway newsoupvi: Jdjdhdhdhdhdh rever: Rather than the opposite exempt_medic: Violet is ready to get railed by a train
[talking about easter eggs in Shivers (1995)] gelly: there's quite a few yes jasperbird: ah yeah i only got "it's alright? it's alright" hatkirby: i love "it's alright? it's alright" tho like. the pensive atmosphere in the inventions room is real. the music is so gentle, and the room is so barren. like you can feel that something went wrong, and the museum is unfinished. and that voice saying it's alright sounds like a recognition of this. what happened here was a tragedy. windlenot's whole life, sort of, was a tragedy. is it really alright? you can tell in the second "it's alright" that it's not really. but it is what it is. he's out of the vessel, now, anyway. everything will move on. gelly: i really hate to say it but the " 'salright? " easter egg is in reference to senor wences and pedro, a ventriloquist act from like the 60s. pretty sure scooby doo referenced it.
spitballsparky: I had planned to give up video games for Lent. I may have to accept hellfire to play L2. brentonw: L2 may actually induce enough suffering to be considered penance 😉
exempt_medic: Missing the opportunity to hear qwint speak 😭 qwint: get owned newsoupvi: I can confirm that qwint has a voice and says things with it newsoupvi: It's funny because if we had named archetypes for voices then I think I could describe qwint's voice to you because their voice does fit into some voice archetype that loosely exists in my head newsoupvi: Yeah I guess this is the time to name it, after qwint scipiowright: fairly normal sounding with a hint of raging homo hatkirby: now i HAVE to know scipiowright: deep southern drawl rever: ..that seems accurate? scipiowright: literally french qwint: these are all good guesses scipio scipiowright: figuratively french qwint: and strangely all of them entirely correct scipiowright: hell yeah newsoupvi: I was trying to think whose voice would be "raging homo wth a hint of fairly normal sounding" and I think it's Exempt-Medic lol newsoupvi: hatkirby's voice is raging homo with a hint of raging homo hatkirby: jkfdhg scipiowright: it's true newsoupvi: I think Scipio's voice is fairly homo with a hint of raging homo scipiowright: that's also true scipiowright: it's from all the dick hatkirby: i was gonna say violet is it because you haven't heard me speak without a dick in my mouth qwint: you are what you eat 😔 scipiowright: waffles...
eka_caesium: Is having a master's degree not grad school? eka_caesium: I thought that's what you called anything post bachelors gasmasque: Yeah I’m pretty sure it is azhdrake: ... I thought it was post masters but it has been a hot minute since I was in academia gasmasque: It’s post-bachelors I’m pretty sure azhdrake: Yep y'all right azhdrake: Wikipedia would never lie to me eka_caesium: Opening up the wikipedia article on lies hatkirby: Wikipedia:List of common lies azhdrake: You open a webpage, in it there are two wikipedia articles, one of them speaks only the truth and the other speaks only lies hatkirby: and one of them tells you the weather azhdrake: and one of them fucks you in the ass hatkirby: SDFSDJKLFHSK hatkirby: god i wish gasmasque: Well we know what article Star’s choosing hatkirby: clicking on it furiously azhdrake: You know I was about to look up the wikipedia article on buttsex but I'm not doing that on my work laptop hatkirby: HELP azhdrake: I was halfway through typing it and then I was like. Wait. azhdrake: Shrek voice: They can't even google buttsex toothpastecanyon: I love this chat