#130Up+31/-21DownOctober 10 2008 at 10:38:55 pm EDT
Hatkirby: What did you do, you ate my petunia salad! Penny: I'm don't care Hatkirby: You're hurting my feelings Penny: Do-do you want a hug? Hatkirby: Yes, yes I would. Hatkirby: But not with you. Penny: *cries* Penny: You don't love me anymore! Hatkirby: I use to. Hatkirby: But then you ate my salad. Penny: It was just a salad! Hatkirby: That's what they said about my mortgage.
Hatkirby: HEY DRIFTY LET'S MAKE A GODAWFUL FANTROLL Hatkirby: okay here we go its name is INDIGO SHEERS Hatkirby: it has RAINBOW FLASHING BLOOD THAT GIVES PEOPLE EPILEPSY WHEN SHE IS CUT Drifty: I already have some horrible fan trolls! Hatkirby: she has RED BLOOD BUT SHE LIVES IN THE SEA LOL Hatkirby: wait no I just contradicted myself lol what Hatkirby: SHE HAS BOTH RED BLOOD AND EPILEPTIC BLOOD Hatkirby: her lusus is LORD ENGLISH'S LEFT BUTT CHEEK Hatkirby: SHE IS ERIDAN'S MATESPRIT AS WELL AS SOLLUX'S FUCKBUDDY Hatkirby: okay no this is just getting too weird Drifty: I got Caelif Mantaa, who is based off bugs, has green blood and her ancestr is the Red Widow (who was very into matespiritship) Hatkirby: oh yes reminded me Drifty: raptorialClawtrap on Pesterchum Hatkirby: INDIGO'S ANCESTOR IS TROLL JEGUS Hatkirby: HER PESTERCHUM HANDLE IS bodaciousBooty Drifty: isn't the sufferer troll jesus Hatkirby: lol Hatkirby: HER SIGN IS A VERY DETAILED PICTURE OF A VAGINA Drifty: They don't actually use Jegus and Gog Drifty: Maybe Jegus once or twice Hatkirby: I like to use it though Hatkirby: what else... let's see... Hatkirby: SHE IS SIMULTANEOUSLY THE FIRST AN LAST TROLL EVER DUE TO TIME TRAVEL Hatkirby: HER HORNS ARE SHAPED LIKE PENISES Hatkirby: ONE TIME SHE SAVED THE WORLD BY SEXING UP HER LUSUS WITH HER HORNS Drifty: A punny job name? Hatkirby: HER LUSUS, LORD ENGLISH'S LEFT BUTT CHEEK, WAS FEELING VERY DESTRUCTIVE Drifty: Like subjuggukator and legislacerator Hatkirby: She is the HERO OF EVERYTHING Drifty: Her title is the Queen of All Hatkirby: She aspires to be a TECH SUPPORT AGENT at DELL
(11:13:38 PM) Tamasys: hmm, i've asked Dr Karl (11:13:44 PM) Tamasys: hopefully he replies :P (11:13:52 PM) Starla: Dr Karl? (11:14:10 PM) Tamasys: :O (11:14:11 PM) Tamasys: Dr Karl (11:14:21 PM) Tamasys: one of Australia's to 10 most trusted people (11:14:25 PM) Tamasys: publisher of 28 books (11:14:29 PM) Starla: Yeswell I'm in America (11:14:36 PM) Tamasys: does segments on tv, radio, and online (11:14:53 PM) Starla: Here, we believe in George Lopez and microwave pasta (11:14:58 PM) Tamasys: O_o (11:15:00 PM) Tamasys: ? (11:15:08 PM) Starla: LOL
* Gryphic is cool. * Hatkirby agrees * Gryphic is being strangled by headphones * Hatkirby runs for help * Gryphic is saved * Hatkirby is relieved * Gryphic is bursting * Hatkirby thinks Gryphic has to go to the bathroom
Hatkirby: Like my new avatar? Gryphic: *looks* Gryphic: ... Gryphic: Ask... TimTam. Hatkirby: He's not on Tamasys: lols @ hats avitar Hatkirby: Thanks? Gryphic: ... I dunno whether to force you to change it back Gryphic: or to laugh insanely. Gryphic: ... Hatkirby: Laugh insanely Hatkirby: I like it Gryphic: ... Hatkirby: DON'T LAUGH AT ME BECAUSE I'M DIFFERENT Gryphic: ... Tamasys: ok. i'll laugh coz ur the same! Hatkirby: ....k Hatkirby: as who? Hatkirby: Oh, yes, Charolette Gryphic: ... Gryphic: You are too enthusiastic about things, Gryphic: you go "YAY THINGS" Gryphic: ... Gryphic: The skirt... Gryphic: I think... I'll take a nap now... Hatkirby: IS PRETTY
Gryphic: I think you two may be soul-siblings. Pyro: We're siblings? Pyro: Ok, in that case Pyro: I hate you. Starla: .... Starla: Thanks. [/sarcastic]
#290Up+28/-19DownSeptember 28 2009 at 02:56:42 am EDT
Starla: we could have SUBFORUMYS! Starla: MAGIC! MYSTERY! CASTLE FOOD! tamasys: O_O
[21:46:24] * Starla eating TEH DELCIOUS JOLLY RANCHER [21:46:47] Drifty: What'a a Jolly Rancher? [21:46:52] Starla: O_O [21:46:53] TimTam: o_O [21:46:56] Starla: She [21:46:57] Starla: Doesn't [21:46:58] Starla: Know [21:46:59] Starla: What [21:47:00] Starla: A [21:47:00] Starla: Jolly [21:47:02] Starla: Rancher [21:47:03] Starla: Is?????????? [21:47:08] * Starla dies [21:47:10] TimTam: What's a Jolly Rancher? [21:47:10] Drifty: A pirate? [21:47:14] TimTam: :D [21:47:14] Starla: He [21:47:15] Starla: Doesn't [21:47:16] Starla: Know [21:47:16] Starla: What [21:47:17] Starla: A [21:47:18] Starla: Jolly [21:47:19] Starla: Rancher [21:47:20] Starla: Is [21:47:21] Starla: ???????????????????? [21:47:30] * Starla runs, screaming, into the lollipop desert [21:47:33] Drifty: A Cowboy Pirate who sails the bovine seas! [21:47:37] TimTam: :D [21:47:53] TimTam: herding his seacattle [21:48:00] Drifty: And repeatedly screams "YEEEHAA" as he makes you walk the plank [21:48:09] TimTam: lolololololol [21:48:11] Starla: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jolly_Rancher [21:48:12] Starla: Read [21:48:13] Starla: Or Else [21:48:14] Drifty: With his seadogs [21:48:19] TimTam: :D [21:48:25] * TimTam reads [21:48:49] Starla: They're like the best candies on earth [21:48:49] Drifty: Awwww, but it will forever be a cowboy pirate in my mind [21:48:54] Starla: I don't know you people anymore :) [21:48:59] TimTam: oh, so it's like our Natural Confectionary Company, but not as good :P [21:49:05] Starla: It's a type of hard candy [21:49:06] Drifty: Nope :D [21:49:13] Starla: YUMMY, DELICIOUS, VERY GOOD [21:49:23] Drifty: I like the natural confectionary stuff [21:49:25] TimTam: :D [21:49:27] TimTam: me too [21:49:32] TimTam: they make banana flavour :D [21:49:34] Drifty: :D [21:49:37] Starla: What's that? [21:49:41] TimTam: O_O [21:49:47] TimTam: Natural Confectionary Co. [21:49:48] Drifty: She [21:49:48] Drifty: Doesn't [21:49:48] Drifty: Know [21:49:48] Drifty: What [21:49:52] Drifty: It [21:49:56] Drifty: Is?????? /jkoe [21:50:01] TimTam: O_O [21:50:01] Starla: Lol :) [21:50:01] TimTam: :P [21:50:04] Drifty: Jkoe?