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(07:39:09 AM) Tamasys: Fourie: What gender am I
(07:39:09 AM) Fourie: You are DriftyBeyond.
(07:39:09 AM) Tamasys: O_o
(07:39:09 AM) DriftyBeyond: um what
(07:39:09 AM) DriftyBeyond: what is this i don't even
(07:39:16 AM) Hatkirby: lololol
#482 Up +30/-23 Down
Hatkirby: Why does iTunes think Opheliac is Classical
Hatkirby: I mean what
Drifty: lolol
Hatkirby: It may have been decieved by the intro to Opheliac (song)
Drifty: wait does itunes actually listen to the song
Hatkirby: I really like the stripped down part of Swallow
Hatkirby: YESSSS iTUNES IS SENTIENT
Hatkirby: like I-Calcium
Hatkirby: What is iTunes? That's like asking what birds are. What are birds? We just don't know.
Drifty: Thank you, iTunes. iAnts.
Hatkirby: :P
Hatkirby: iTunes, as far as we know, can only store up to 45,000,000,000 songs
Hatkirby: Could there be a 45,000,000,001th song?
#744 Up +7/-0 Down
swbookworm: foreshadowing/wraparound jokes becoming plot points my beloved
azhdrake: Hell yes
azhdrake: occom's brick
swbookworm: lcjlzdfjkldjfdg
swbookworm: e x a c t l y
azhdrake: fUCK *Chekhov's* Brick
swbookworm: i mean occams brick too. i WILL make things go very wrong for them and it WILL NOT be subtle
swbookworm: no wait
swbookworm: thats fuckin. the other one
azhdrake: Yeah but it won't be in reference to a joke told half the story ago. Or maybe it will be!
swbookworm: MURPHYS BRICK
swbookworm: FUCK
azhdrake: *MURPHYS BRICK*
azhdrake: If a joke can come back to haunt you, it will go wrong
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gasmasque: Here at Tau we’re discovering new ways to be homosexual, here’s our lead researcher Star now
gasmasque: Star, say something about our research for the people back at home
hatkirby: Thank you Gas! Yes, audience, I've been really trying to push the homosexual envelope here. I've been doing things such as 1) thinking about dick 2) thinking about balls 3) thinking about BOTH at the same time 4) thinking about TOUCHING them even
hatkirby: Let me tell you I've been getting some great results
gasmasque: Now I know thinking about TOUCHING them sounds dangerous folks, but Star here is a professional gay boy
gasmasque: He knows his penises
#787 Up +7/-0 Down
hatkirby: Fucking INSANE, I clicked the pokemon sun and moon fandom tag and this is literally the first thing I see
hatkirby: [screenshot of a fic on AO3 entitled "The worldwide femboy human traffickers"]
toothpastecanyon: Fjfjfjfjfjf the femboy what
hatkirby: I'm in danger :NervousSmile:
toothpastecanyon: Star I’ll miss you :blobsob:
hatkirby: :IMCRYING:
toothpastecanyon: Every time I see a pathetic man I’ll think about you, hmm this sounds different than it did in my head
hatkirby: Hldldgskd
hatkirby: No it's okay, I'm pretty pathetic
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RealityCheck: Pyro, look, TimTam!
TaMACsys: humph!
BlueM937: ooh look, a Tim Tam
Pyro: *goes to poke timtam*
* BlueM937 eats a tim tam
TaMACsys: ogd
#140 Up +25/-19 Down
Pyro: yay less people to gard Timtam
BlueM937:
BlueM937: ah, i installed a remote locking system
Pyro: woooooo?
BlueM937: its modified from a bomb robot, so it should just be able to handly u guys
BlueM937:
BlueM937: LOL
RealityCheck: What?
RealityCheck: II don't poke TimTam, Pyro does!
RealityCheck: But it;s really funny seeing a flock of y10s running from a litle y8
BlueM937: my newest invention: the TDF
BlueM937: Tamasys Defence System
RealityCheck: Lol, "and here is a flock of Year Tens feasting, oh, look, a Year Eight is creeping up on them, they're flying away!"
BlueM937: ...yes well, its mainly tame that runs
BlueM937: and us that laffs
BlueM937: hey... Tamasys Defence System doesnt make TDF...
BlueM937: oops
BlueM937: sssshhh
RealityCheck: LOL!
RealityCheck: "A flock of Year Tens in their natural habitat"
Pyro: *giggles*
BlueM937: hey pyro, u should meet my friend, hes the pigeon lord
BlueM937: pigeons are his secret minions
RealityCheck: Pyro, he's the Evil Pigeon Leader!
Pyro: *throws up omg omg omg screams *
Pyro: *runs away*
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* Hatkirby is listening to Take a Bow by Rihanna
* Drifty is listening to There She Goes
Drifty: Which is awesome
* Drifty is listening to a song that may be about drugs
* Hatkirby is listening to a good song
* Hatkirby by Rihanna
Hatkirby: LOL
Hatkirby: um
Hatkirby: ....
Drifty: Hatkirby by Ruhanna?
Hatkirby: LOL
Drifty: That must be an AWESOME song!
Drifty: literally lol
* Hatkirby is literally lolling here
#187 Up +36/-30 Down
Smiley: does cat /vmlinuz > /dev/audio
Smiley: actually do anything
Hatkirby: That echos the contents of the Linux kernel to the speakers
Smiley: yay for cat
Hatkirby: Basicaly, it makes your computer sound like it's giving birth
Smiley: i want to try that
Hatkirby: But ther have always been jokes on the interwebs tu tttttttttttttttttrun that c listen to the Linuree the hatever lul
Hatkirby: WOW
Hatkirby: Thatwas messed up!
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Hatkirby: Heyyyy, TimTam, you can't pinchpunch, its not first of the month for you
Hatkirby: but i canz
Hatkirby: *EVIL SMILE*
Hatkirby: PINCH PUNCH OMG FIRST OF TEH MONTH NO RETURN
Drifty: Oh dear
* Hatkirby is scan now
Hatkirby: LOL I MEANT SANE
Hatkirby: ....ok maybe not