(07:39:09 AM) Tamasys: Fourie: What gender am I (07:39:09 AM) Fourie: You are DriftyBeyond. (07:39:09 AM) Tamasys: O_o (07:39:09 AM) DriftyBeyond: um what (07:39:09 AM) DriftyBeyond: what is this i don't even (07:39:16 AM) Hatkirby: lololol
Hatkirby: Why does iTunes think Opheliac is Classical Hatkirby: I mean what Drifty: lolol Hatkirby: It may have been decieved by the intro to Opheliac (song) Drifty: wait does itunes actually listen to the song Hatkirby: I really like the stripped down part of Swallow Hatkirby: YESSSS iTUNES IS SENTIENT Hatkirby: like I-Calcium Hatkirby: What is iTunes? That's like asking what birds are. What are birds? We just don't know. Drifty: Thank you, iTunes. iAnts. Hatkirby: :P Hatkirby: iTunes, as far as we know, can only store up to 45,000,000,000 songs Hatkirby: Could there be a 45,000,000,001th song?
swbookworm: foreshadowing/wraparound jokes becoming plot points my beloved azhdrake: Hell yes azhdrake: occom's brick swbookworm: lcjlzdfjkldjfdg swbookworm: e x a c t l y azhdrake: fUCK *Chekhov's* Brick swbookworm: i mean occams brick too. i WILL make things go very wrong for them and it WILL NOT be subtle swbookworm: no wait swbookworm: thats fuckin. the other one azhdrake: Yeah but it won't be in reference to a joke told half the story ago. Or maybe it will be! swbookworm: MURPHYS BRICK swbookworm: FUCK azhdrake: *MURPHYS BRICK* azhdrake: If a joke can come back to haunt you, it will go wrong
gasmasque: Here at Tau we’re discovering new ways to be homosexual, here’s our lead researcher Star now gasmasque: Star, say something about our research for the people back at home hatkirby: Thank you Gas! Yes, audience, I've been really trying to push the homosexual envelope here. I've been doing things such as 1) thinking about dick 2) thinking about balls 3) thinking about BOTH at the same time 4) thinking about TOUCHING them even hatkirby: Let me tell you I've been getting some great results gasmasque: Now I know thinking about TOUCHING them sounds dangerous folks, but Star here is a professional gay boy gasmasque: He knows his penises
hatkirby: Fucking INSANE, I clicked the pokemon sun and moon fandom tag and this is literally the first thing I see hatkirby: [screenshot of a fic on AO3 entitled "The worldwide femboy human traffickers"] toothpastecanyon: Fjfjfjfjfjf the femboy what hatkirby: I'm in danger :NervousSmile: toothpastecanyon: Star I’ll miss you :blobsob: hatkirby: :IMCRYING: toothpastecanyon: Every time I see a pathetic man I’ll think about you, hmm this sounds different than it did in my head hatkirby: Hldldgskd hatkirby: No it's okay, I'm pretty pathetic
Pyro: yay less people to gard Timtam BlueM937: BlueM937: ah, i installed a remote locking system Pyro: woooooo? BlueM937: its modified from a bomb robot, so it should just be able to handly u guys BlueM937: BlueM937: LOL RealityCheck: What? RealityCheck: II don't poke TimTam, Pyro does! RealityCheck: But it;s really funny seeing a flock of y10s running from a litle y8 BlueM937: my newest invention: the TDF BlueM937: Tamasys Defence System RealityCheck: Lol, "and here is a flock of Year Tens feasting, oh, look, a Year Eight is creeping up on them, they're flying away!" BlueM937: ...yes well, its mainly tame that runs BlueM937: and us that laffs BlueM937: hey... Tamasys Defence System doesnt make TDF... BlueM937: oops BlueM937: sssshhh RealityCheck: LOL! RealityCheck: "A flock of Year Tens in their natural habitat" Pyro: *giggles* BlueM937: hey pyro, u should meet my friend, hes the pigeon lord BlueM937: pigeons are his secret minions RealityCheck: Pyro, he's the Evil Pigeon Leader! Pyro: *throws up omg omg omg screams * Pyro: *runs away*
* Hatkirby is listening to Take a Bow by Rihanna * Drifty is listening to There She Goes Drifty: Which is awesome * Drifty is listening to a song that may be about drugs * Hatkirby is listening to a good song * Hatkirby by Rihanna Hatkirby: LOL Hatkirby: um Hatkirby: .... Drifty: Hatkirby by Ruhanna? Hatkirby: LOL Drifty: That must be an AWESOME song! Drifty: literally lol * Hatkirby is literally lolling here
Smiley: does cat /vmlinuz > /dev/audio Smiley: actually do anything Hatkirby: That echos the contents of the Linux kernel to the speakers Smiley: yay for cat Hatkirby: Basicaly, it makes your computer sound like it's giving birth Smiley: i want to try that Hatkirby: But ther have always been jokes on the interwebs tu tttttttttttttttttrun that c listen to the Linuree the hatever lul Hatkirby: WOW Hatkirby: Thatwas messed up!
Hatkirby: Heyyyy, TimTam, you can't pinchpunch, its not first of the month for you Hatkirby: but i canz Hatkirby: *EVIL SMILE* Hatkirby: PINCH PUNCH OMG FIRST OF TEH MONTH NO RETURN Drifty: Oh dear * Hatkirby is scan now Hatkirby: LOL I MEANT SANE Hatkirby: ....ok maybe not