(07:39:09 AM) Tamasys: Fourie: What gender am I (07:39:09 AM) Fourie: You are DriftyBeyond. (07:39:09 AM) Tamasys: O_o (07:39:09 AM) DriftyBeyond: um what (07:39:09 AM) DriftyBeyond: what is this i don't even (07:39:16 AM) Hatkirby: lololol
Hatkirby: Why does iTunes think Opheliac is Classical Hatkirby: I mean what Drifty: lolol Hatkirby: It may have been decieved by the intro to Opheliac (song) Drifty: wait does itunes actually listen to the song Hatkirby: I really like the stripped down part of Swallow Hatkirby: YESSSS iTUNES IS SENTIENT Hatkirby: like I-Calcium Hatkirby: What is iTunes? That's like asking what birds are. What are birds? We just don't know. Drifty: Thank you, iTunes. iAnts. Hatkirby: :P Hatkirby: iTunes, as far as we know, can only store up to 45,000,000,000 songs Hatkirby: Could there be a 45,000,000,001th song?
swbookworm: foreshadowing/wraparound jokes becoming plot points my beloved azhdrake: Hell yes azhdrake: occom's brick swbookworm: lcjlzdfjkldjfdg swbookworm: e x a c t l y azhdrake: fUCK *Chekhov's* Brick swbookworm: i mean occams brick too. i WILL make things go very wrong for them and it WILL NOT be subtle swbookworm: no wait swbookworm: thats fuckin. the other one azhdrake: Yeah but it won't be in reference to a joke told half the story ago. Or maybe it will be! swbookworm: MURPHYS BRICK swbookworm: FUCK azhdrake: *MURPHYS BRICK* azhdrake: If a joke can come back to haunt you, it will go wrong
gasmasque: Here at Tau we’re discovering new ways to be homosexual, here’s our lead researcher Star now gasmasque: Star, say something about our research for the people back at home hatkirby: Thank you Gas! Yes, audience, I've been really trying to push the homosexual envelope here. I've been doing things such as 1) thinking about dick 2) thinking about balls 3) thinking about BOTH at the same time 4) thinking about TOUCHING them even hatkirby: Let me tell you I've been getting some great results gasmasque: Now I know thinking about TOUCHING them sounds dangerous folks, but Star here is a professional gay boy gasmasque: He knows his penises
hatkirby: Fucking INSANE, I clicked the pokemon sun and moon fandom tag and this is literally the first thing I see hatkirby: [screenshot of a fic on AO3 entitled "The worldwide femboy human traffickers"] toothpastecanyon: Fjfjfjfjfjf the femboy what hatkirby: I'm in danger :NervousSmile: toothpastecanyon: Star I’ll miss you :blobsob: hatkirby: :IMCRYING: toothpastecanyon: Every time I see a pathetic man I’ll think about you, hmm this sounds different than it did in my head hatkirby: Hldldgskd hatkirby: No it's okay, I'm pretty pathetic
toothpastecanyon: Star I just had the most inception dream about how I had a crazy dream and needed to text you about it but you kept being like I don’t wanna hear it!! I don’t!!! hatkirby: Tooth I don't want to hear about this
hatkirby: ME: i'm playing around a bit with this idea about grief and darkness hatkirby: THE CROWD OF ASEXUAL PEOPLE AROUND ME: be hornier you limp wristed fairy! boner time right now! i'm pushing you into the pit homo and i'm throwing some dildos in after you!
Pyro: yay less people to gard Timtam BlueM937: BlueM937: ah, i installed a remote locking system Pyro: woooooo? BlueM937: its modified from a bomb robot, so it should just be able to handly u guys BlueM937: BlueM937: LOL RealityCheck: What? RealityCheck: II don't poke TimTam, Pyro does! RealityCheck: But it;s really funny seeing a flock of y10s running from a litle y8 BlueM937: my newest invention: the TDF BlueM937: Tamasys Defence System RealityCheck: Lol, "and here is a flock of Year Tens feasting, oh, look, a Year Eight is creeping up on them, they're flying away!" BlueM937: ...yes well, its mainly tame that runs BlueM937: and us that laffs BlueM937: hey... Tamasys Defence System doesnt make TDF... BlueM937: oops BlueM937: sssshhh RealityCheck: LOL! RealityCheck: "A flock of Year Tens in their natural habitat" Pyro: *giggles* BlueM937: hey pyro, u should meet my friend, hes the pigeon lord BlueM937: pigeons are his secret minions RealityCheck: Pyro, he's the Evil Pigeon Leader! Pyro: *throws up omg omg omg screams * Pyro: *runs away*